"The ones asking to be left alone aren't the extremists. The ones demanding we comply or lose all of our rights are the extremists" is a saying that has been printed on several…
"The same people who sell the panic, sell the vaccine" and "The ones selling the panic are the same ones selling the vaccine" are COVID-19 (coronavirus) sayings that have been…
Onions, when sliced, can make people cry. "Vegetables that fight back: onions make you cry; garlic secretes vile-smelling substance all over your hands" was posted on Twitter by Stephany…
"THe only abs I have are abnormalities" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 19, 2014. TwitterKendall…
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
"The only B.S. I need are/is bikinis and sandals" is a jocular anti-work, pro-beach saying that has been printed on many images. "The only BS I need is Bikinis and Sandals (link:…
"The only B.S. I need are/is bikinis and sandals" is a jocular anti-work, pro-beach saying that has been printed on many images. "The only BS I need is Bikinis and Sandals (link:…
"The only bad workout is the one that you didn't do" (or "The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many…
"The only bad workout is the one that you didn't do" (or "The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many…
"The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Dairy Queen is an American multinational fast food chain,…
"The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Dairy Queen is an American multinational fast food chain,…
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
"There's no room for BS in my life, unless it's Burritos and Salsa" (or "The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa") is a jocular saying that has been…
"You are the carbon they want to eliminate/reduce" and "The only carbon they want to reduce is you" are sayings about climate change that have been printed on many images.…
'The only color that matters is blue" is a saying about the police (who usually wear blue uniforms) that means different things to different people. To the police, "the only color…
After the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991-92, there was a joke that the only communists left in the world could be found in China, Cuba, North Korea, and on American university campuses. The joke…
The "light of one's life" is often a person (such as a family member) or a religious figure (such as Jesus). A joke is that the only "light of one's life" that's…
U.S. politicians who have "presidential fever" (or are "bitten by the presidential bug") strongly desire to run for president. "The only cure for presidential fever is…
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…