“The origami shop says business is in creasing”
"Increasing" shouldn't be confused with "in creasing," but there are origami puns. "RT @SpacemanQuisp I think the popularity of origami is in creasing" was posted…
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“The original gender neutral bathroom” (forest; ocean; outhouse; port-a-potty; swimming pool)
"The original gender neutral bathroom" is a saying that has been shown on many images. Usually a swimming pool is shown, but this term has also been used to describe the forest, the…
“The other day, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash…” (joke)
"Muscle" shouldn't be confused with "mussel," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Barry Mulligan on February 12, 2021: "The other day I saw a guy…
“The other day, someone told me that I look good with a salt-and-pepper beard. I took that as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“The outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab”
In her book Metropolitan Life (1978), author Fran Lebowitz wrote: "There are a number of reasons for this, chief among them being that to me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order…
“The parking lot at clown school must be really small”
The circus "clown car" gag has many clowns fitting into just one small car. A clown college used to exist, and it had a parking lot. "The dormitory parking lot at Clown College…
“The party always ends up in the kitchen”
"The party always ends up in the kitchen" is an old adage that suggests that good entertaining often involves food and drink. "I wonder why good parties always end up in the…
“The party in power is smug; the party out of power is insane” (Jane’s Law)
Megan McArdle (writing as "Jane Galt") wrote this on the blog Asymmetrical Information on May 21, 2003: "Jane's Law: The devotees of the party in power are smug and arrogant.…
“The party’s not over till you smile for the mugshot”
"The party's not over till you smile for the mugshot" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, ecards and posters. "The party isnt over til…
“The past is rewritten so fast that you don’t know what will happen yesterday.—Soviet joke”
An old Soviet joke is that government propaganda got so bad, and the past was rewritten so much, that people didn't know what will happen yesterday. The form of the joke, however, became…
“The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation”
"The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June…
“The past tense of ‘fit” is ‘fat’”
The past tense of "fit" is not "fat," but there are jokes. Often "sit" and "sat" are compared. "And is 'fat' the past tense of…
“The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular English grammar bar joke is: "The past, the present, and the future walk…
“The path of inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“The path to inner peace begins with 3 words: not my problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“The path to inner peace begins with three words: not my problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“The pathway to glory is strewn with pitfalls and dangers” (Per Ardua ad Astra)
New York author Ingersoll Lockwood (1841-1918), who wrote the books Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump and his Wonderful Dog Bulger and 1900, or, The Last President (1896), had renewed…
“The patriarchy isn’t going to fight itself”
"The patriarchy isn't going to fight/fuck/smash itself" is a feminist saying that has been printed on many images. "'I need feminism because the patriarchy isn’t going to…
“The patriarchy isn’t going to fuck itself”
"The patriarchy isn't going to fight/fuck/smash itself" is a feminist saying that has been printed on many images. "'I need feminism because the patriarchy isn’t going to…