Julius Sharpe posted a Christmas joke on Twitter on December 17, 2013: "The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for twenty…
A driving-under-the-influence (DUI) joke has been printed on many images. "OK.. word to the wise... when officer pulls you over and asks 'You drinking?'.... dont answer back by…
"The official flag of 2020" (a face mask on a flagpole) has been shown on many images. A related joke is a mock Pledge of Allegiance: “I pledge allegiance to the mask of the World…
New York City has a lot of scaffolding. Erin Gloria Ryan posted on Twitter on September 29, 2013: "The official tree of New York City is scaffolding." Ryan's tweet was included in…
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
"There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" is an English nursery rhyme. "RT@punoftheday The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings…
"The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy" is a joke based on fathers who embellish their alleged hard scrabble beginnings. The kids today have it easy; the…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Zazzle.com'The Older I Get, The Better I Was!' T Shirts 28 November 1965, Oregonian (Portland, OR), "East Oregon Desert Produces Own Mark Twain" by E.…
"'The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning' http://t.co/fBiZAEbl" was posted on X/Twitter by "B" on September 29, 2011.…
"Either I'm getting weaker or the food companies are putting the lids on jars tighter......" was posted on Twitter by Meghan on September 20, 2011. "Either I’m getting older,…
"The older you get, the uglier you're willing to go out in public" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The older you get, the uglier you’re willing to…
"Aging like fine wine" is a saying meaning that someone/something is getting better with age. Bananas spoil very quickly. "Aging like a fine banana" means that someone/something…
"The older you get, the uglier you're willing to go out in public" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The older you get, the uglier you’re willing to…
Clarence Otis Bigelow took over a pharmacy that had started in 1838, and he operated it for 57 years until his death in 1937. The pharmacy still exists at Sixth Avenue in the West Village, and…
'There's nothing new under the sun" is a phrase from the Book of Ecclesiastes. "The oldest word in politics is 'new'" is cited in print from at least 1998, when…
The Olympic Silver Medal is for second place. The "second" has nothing to do with a "second" in time, but there are jokes. "The Olympic Silver Medal. 😂 (...might take a…
“A single bee is ignored, but when millions come together, even the bravest run in fear. The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together” is a saying that has been printed on…
"The one who gets vaccinated to be free is already enslaved" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people got Covid vaccinations to be "free" -- to travel on…
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…