“The mob is just like the government, without the pretense”
"MAFİA :same thing as government,without all the pretense !!!" was posted on Twitter by Hande Öngör Oettermann on April 1, 2013. "Mafia. Same thing as government, without all the…
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“The modern definition of ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal”
"Racist: Anyone/Someone who wins an argument against a liberal" (or "Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal") is a jocular definition that has been printed…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other is the moment we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment that we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The money in your bank account is one ‘state of emergency’ away from being the government’s money”
Money in banks can be frozen and confiscated whenever a government declares an "emergency." This was posted on Twitter by Coin Bureau (guy.eth) on February 15, 2022: "Know this: The…
“The money is a nice bonus, but the real joy in robbing banks is watching the tellers move quickly”
Do bank tellers move slowly? One joke is: "The money is a nice bonus, but the real joy in robbing banks is watching the tellers move quickly for once." The one-liner was posted by John…
“The money is always greener in the other guy’s wallet”
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence" is an old proverb meaning that everyone's situation in life is seemingly (if not actually) more desirable than one's…
“The moon landing never happened! It’s still in the sky”
The "moon landing" means a person landing on the moon. "Moon landing" does not mean that the moon is landing, but there are jokes. "The moon landing never happened the moon…
“The more captains you have on the field the better” (soccer adage)
A soccer team has the positions of "captain" and "vice-captain." A general adage is that it's better for a team to have its captains playing on the field. "I've…
“The more comfort food I eat, the less comfortable I am”
"Comfort food" might seem comforting at first, but too much comfort food can be fattening. "The more 'comfort food' I ate, the less comfortable I felt!" was posted on…
“The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos”
"The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain; the saying was popular in California by May 2018.…
“The more random people you see jogging for no reason the higher the rent is going up”
If you're in a neighborhood and you see people jogging -- and not afraid of gunshots -- it could be an expensive neighborhood. "The more random people you see jogging for no reason the…
“The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated”
"The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated" is jocular work advice that has been printed on many images. "Lesson learned today: The more…
“The more white people you see jogging for no reason, the higher the rent finna be”
If you're in a neighborhood and you see people jogging -- and not afraid of gunshots -- it could be an expensive neighborhood. "The more random people you see jogging for no reason the…
“The more you eat, the more you want” (Cracker Jack slogan)
Cracker Jack is an American brand of consisting of molasses-flavored, caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts. Since at least March 1896, Cracker Jack has advertised, "The More You Eat, the More…
“The more you know, the crazier you look”
"The more you know, the crazier you look" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Conspiracy theorists, for example, can sound crazy to many people who have no idea what they…
“The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget…”
Entry in progress -- BP Scholar Works26 April 1927, The Montana Kaimin, Google BooksPhilosophy and the Social SciencesBy Wayne Albert Risser Leys Ann Arbor, MI: Edwards Bros.1939 Pg. 7:The more you…
“The more you research, the crazier you sound to ignorant people”
"The more you research, the crazier you sound to ignorant people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Don Freeman on…
“The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war”
Chinese Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek (1887-1975) said in 1939, "The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war." The saying was also used by U.S. General Hugh Aloysius Drum…