“Squats? I thought you said shots”
"Squats? I thought you said, 'Let's do shots'" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images. "Ohh squats..I thought you said shots" was posted on…
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“Squats? I thought you said, ‘Let’s do shots’”
"Squats? I thought you said, 'Let's do shots'" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images. "Ohh squats..I thought you said shots" was posted on…
“Squirrels—Nature’s little speed bumps”
"Squirrels -- Nature's little speed bumps" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Squirrels get run over frequently by cars. "Squirrels - Nature's little…
“Sriracha is just hipster ketchup”
Sriracha has been called "hipster ketchup." "sriracha (hipster ketchup)" was posted on Twitter by tbm on August 29, 2009. "Sriracha= Hipster ketchup" was posted on…
“Sriracha is just sexy ketchup”
Several sauces have been described as "sexy ketchup" -- that is, a sauce with a "kick" (hotness or other flavor). "BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup" was posted on…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer and bad decisions”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love fun”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love whiskey and bad decisions”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day puns don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“St. Patrick’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers living in Florida”
St. Patrick's Day has been compared to Cinco de Mayo. "St. Patrick's Day . . . Cinco de Mayo for gingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Running (Quadruple-Vaxxed) Joke on March 16,…
“St. Patty’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers”
St. Patrick's Day has been compared to Cinco de Mayo. "St. Patrick's Day . . . Cinco de Mayo for gingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Running (Quadruple-Vaxxed) Joke on March 16,…
“Stand up for what is right, even if you stand alone”
"Stand up for what is right, even if you stand alone" (or "Stand up for what's right, even if you stand alone") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship…
“Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster”
A one-liner about the checkout line is: "Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster." "Dear person behind me in the checkout line,Standing closer to me is…
“Standing less than 6 feet apart is the new first base”
"First base," in sexual terms, is usually kissing. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic encouraged "social distancing" (six feet away) and changed the bases. "Is the new…
“Standing Over Texas” (Tex Randall statue slogan)
"Tex Randall" is the name that was given in 1987 to the 47-foot-tall statue in Canyon, Texas, in Randall County. The statue was originally built in 1959 to promote a Western curio shop…
“Starbucks isn’t really that expensive when you consider what Victoria’s Secret charges per cup”
"Starbucks isn’t really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Starry is a poor man’s Sprite”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Start a movement—eat a prune”
Prunes are known to be nature's laxatives. The bumper sticker "Start A Movement -- Eat A Prune" (a joke on "bowel movement") has been cited in print since at least 1973.…