“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling (your) coffee is the adult equivalent of/to losing a/your balloon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling your coffee on Monday morning is the…
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“Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it”
What wakes someone up faster than drinking a cup of hot coffee? "Spilling coffee on one's self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it" was posted on Twitter by…
“Spilling Parmesan all over my laptop gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n’ Cheese”
An iMac has nothing to do with macaroni and cheese, but there are jokes. "I just spilled some mozzarella from my pizza onto my laptop. Henceforth, I shall call my laptop Mac 'n'…
“Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go”
"Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go" -- that is, experiencing a great loss (in sentimental, but not in monetary value) -- is a jocular one-line saying…
“Spilling your full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Split happens” (bowling saying)
"Split happens" is a bowling saying that has been printed on many images. Bowlers try to avoid a split (with pins left on opposite sides of the lane). The joke is a variation on the 1980s…
“Spooning leads to forking”
"Spooning leads to forking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and buttons. "Forking, an activity that tends to follow…
“Spoons are a species of bowl, knives are a species of plate, forks are descendants of strainers…”
A jocular post explains the origins of cutlery. "Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely…
“Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish…”
A jocular post explains the origins of cutlery. "Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely…
“Spoons are just little bowls with handles”
Many people have said that a spoon is just a small, shallow bowl with a handle. "A spoon is a small bowl with a handle" was posted on Twitter by "two thirds of a ghost" on March…
“Sports do not build character—they reveal it”
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it," said sportswriter Heywood Hale Broun (1918-2001), the son of newspaper columnist and sportswriter Heywood Broun (1888-1939). The quotation…
“Sports fans wearing jerseys is jock cosplay”
Many sports fans wear a jersey of their favorite player. This has been called "jock cosplay" or "sports cosplay." "RT @bellawonder: Football fans who wear jerseys: sports…
“Sports is the toy department of life”
"Sports is the toy department of (human) life" was first said by New York City sportswriter Jimmy Cannon (1909-1973). It's not known when he first said it, however. The saying means…
“Spread love as thick as you would Nutella”
"Spread love as thick as you would Nutella" -- Nutella is a brand of hazelnut and cocoa-flavored spread -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spread love as thick as…
“Spread love as thick as you would peanut butter”
"Spread love as thick as you would Nutella" -- Nutella is a brand of hazelnut and cocoa-flavored spread -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spread love as thick as…
“Spread my work ethic, not my wealth”
"Spread My Work Ethic, Not My Wealth" is a bumper sticker slogan that has been a popular tea party slogan since April 2009. The saying might be related to Democratic presidential…
“Spreading liberty from a political party is like spreading chastity from a whorehouse”
"Advancing liberty from a political party is like advancing chastity from a whorehouse" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on May 4, 2021. "Spreading liberty from a political…