“Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver”
"Sometimes I drink water (just) to surprise my liver" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Today I am gonna surprise my liver, I'm gonna drink…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons”
"Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons" (or "Sometimes I'm healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream") is a saying that has…
“Sometimes I fall apart and that’s okay” (taco meme)
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of MFers to prove wrong”
"Don't give up. You've still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong"/"Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove…
“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means…more laundry”
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel…but that would only make more laundry for me”
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
“Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store”
"Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at/in the grocery store" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A slow shopping cart can have that effect on people. "I…
“Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store”
"Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at/in the grocery store" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A slow shopping cart can have that effect on people. "I…
“Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping”
"Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee.…
“Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet”
"Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 7 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“Sometimes I just want to take my three dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“Sometimes I like coffee more than people”
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
“Sometimes I make words up to sound more smartaculous”
"Sometimes I make words up to sound more smartaculous" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Smartaculous" is a portmanteau from the words "smart"…
“Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog”
"Sometimes I meet people and feel bad/sorry for their dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker feels sympathy for a dog with a bad owner. "Sometimes I meet…
“Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog”
"Sometimes I meet people and feel bad/sorry for their dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker feels sympathy for a dog with a bad owner. "Sometimes I meet…
“Sometimes I post shit just to see whose head explodes”
"SOMETIMES I POST SHIT JUST TO SEE WHOSE HEAD EXPLODES" (shown on an image credited to "googleme420") was posted on Twitter by Phil on April 9, 2019. The meme probably…
“Sometimes I read a text and think ‘what a fuckin psycho!’ and then I hit send”
"Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I read a text and think, what a…
“Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send”
"Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I read a text and think, what a…