“Sometimes I sits and thinks, and then again I just sits”
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits" is a jocular saying about an old person, but has been used to describe any person of inaction (such as someone in government). The…
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits" is a jocular saying about an old person, but has been used to describe any person of inaction (such as someone in government). The…
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
"Sometimes I text while I'm driving. I know it's dangerous, but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. #sickipedia" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on…
"Sometimes I text while I'm driving. I know it's dangerous, but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. #sickipedia" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on…
"SOMETIMES I POST SHIT JUST TO SEE WHOSE HEAD EXPLODES" (shown on an image credited to "googleme420") was posted on Twitter by Phil on April 9, 2019. The meme probably…
"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is unknown. "I always use big…
"Sometimes I wanna quit social media but then it would be a better place without me so I stay" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "Sometimes I just wanna…
"Sometimes I watch football holding an xbox controller just to screw with my mums head" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on July 2, 2011. The joke is that the speaker pretends…
"Sometimes I watch football holding an xbox controller just to screw with my mums head" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on July 2, 2011. The joke is that the speaker pretends…
"I wish the government would just ban itself" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. On the American animated sitcom King of the Hill, the episode…
"Wondering how many miles I've scrolled with my mouse" is a saying about a computer "mouse" that was posted on Twitter on January 7, 2009. "Sometimes i wonder how many…
Vegans have a reputation of telling everyone that they're vegans. “How do you know if someone is a vegan?"/"Don’t worry, they’ll tell you" is a popular joke. "Vegans…
"Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that message to 10 other people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Could this be…
"Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I wondering what happened to the people…
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it" is often credited to American author Mark Twain, the pen name of…
"Sometimes I write 'drink coffee' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something in a day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…