“Shut the front door”
"Shut the front door!" is an expression that has been printed on many gift items. The term is usually regarded as a euphemism for "shut the fuck up" (popularly written as…
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“Shut up and sing/dance/act” (entertainers taking political positions)
"Shut up and dance!" or "Shut up and sing!" has been said to many entertainers -- simple advice from a director or the audience to do what the entertainer does best.…
“Shut up and squat” (bodybuilding saying)
"Shut up and squat" is a bodybuilding saying that has been printed on many images. "At least she was wearing a shirt that said Shut Up and Squat, nice shirt" was posted on the…
“Shut up and train”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "No pain, no gain. Shut up and train" has been cited in print since at least 2009. "Shut up and squat" is a similar saying. TwitterCarlos Ed.…
“Shut up, Brooklyn”
The snarky website Gawker.com published a story on February 22, 2008 titled: "Report: Williamsburg Not As Cool As It Was, Earth Revolves Around Sun." TheHonJudgeSmalls commented:…
“Shut up. You’re not seizing the day. Nobody seizes a Tuesday. Psychopath”
"Shut up. You're not seizing the day. Nobody seizes a Tuesday. Psychopath" is a Tuesday saying that has been printed on many images. "Seize the day" (carpe diem) is a Latin…
“Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes”
"Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes" has been printed (usually untranslated) on many T-shirts. It's a modern Latin joke meaning: "If you can read this, you're…
“Sick until proven healthy is no less tyrannical than guilty until proven innocent”
"Sick until proven healthy" has been used during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic and has been compared to "guilty until proven innocent" (the opposite of "innocent…
“Sidewalks of New York (East Side, West Side)” (1894)
This 1894 song is one of New York's most popular. http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/sidewalk.htm Lyrics: James W. Blake and Charles E. LawlorMusic: James W. Blake and Charles E. LawlorThe…
“Sierra Mist is a poor man’s Sprite”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Sign at bowling alley: ‘Due to Coronavirus, please refrain from touching other people’s balls’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in bowling alleys taking precautions. "A Millvale, Allegheny County, Pennsylvania bowling alley has posted this sign" was posted on Twitter by…
“Sign in a local hospital: ‘From all of us here at the Dermotology Department - Merry Eczemas’”
"Xmas" (Christmas) shouldn't be confused with "eczemas" (a skin disease), but there are jokes. Merry Eczema (1992) by David Shrigley was a book title. "To all dry skin…
“Sign in haste, repent at leisure”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Marry in haste and repent at leisure" is a proverb that has been cited in print since at least 1568. Wiktionary: Marry in haste, repent at leisureProverbmarry in…
“Sign not in use” (traffic sign)
"SIGN NOT IN USE" is a traffic sign that has been used in the United Kingdom. The sign is usually in a construction area and is usually temporary. Sign Not In Use" was printed in The…
“Signs don’t vote”
"Yard/Lawn signs don't vote" is a popular political adage. However, many politicians also believe that a large show of support, in the form of lawn signs, is usually beneficial.…
“Silence is always better than bullshit”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“Silence is better than bullshit”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“Silence is golden; duct tape is silver”
"Speech is silver; silence is golden" is an old proverb that means that it's often better to say nothing at all. "Silence is golden, (but) duct tape is silver" is a jocular…
“Silly Straws implies the existence of Straws That Have Had Just About Enough Of Your Shit”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly straws imply the existence of serious straws”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…