“Split happens” (bowling saying)
"Split happens" is a bowling saying that has been printed on many images. Bowlers try to avoid a split (with pins left on opposite sides of the lane). The joke is a variation on the 1980s…
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“Spooning leads to forking”
"Spooning leads to forking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and buttons. "Forking, an activity that tends to follow…
“Spoons are a species of bowl, knives are a species of plate, forks are descendants of strainers…”
A jocular post explains the origins of cutlery. "Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely…
“Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish…”
A jocular post explains the origins of cutlery. "Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely…
“Spoons are just little bowls with handles”
Many people have said that a spoon is just a small, shallow bowl with a handle. "A spoon is a small bowl with a handle" was posted on Twitter by "two thirds of a ghost" on March…
“Sports do not build character—they reveal it”
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it," said sportswriter Heywood Hale Broun (1918-2001), the son of newspaper columnist and sportswriter Heywood Broun (1888-1939). The quotation…
“Sports fans wearing jerseys is jock cosplay”
Many sports fans wear a jersey of their favorite player. This has been called "jock cosplay" or "sports cosplay." "RT @bellawonder: Football fans who wear jerseys: sports…
“Sports is the toy department of life”
"Sports is the toy department of (human) life" was first said by New York City sportswriter Jimmy Cannon (1909-1973). It's not known when he first said it, however. The saying means…
“Spread love as thick as you would Nutella”
"Spread love as thick as you would Nutella" -- Nutella is a brand of hazelnut and cocoa-flavored spread -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spread love as thick as…
“Spread love as thick as you would peanut butter”
"Spread love as thick as you would Nutella" -- Nutella is a brand of hazelnut and cocoa-flavored spread -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spread love as thick as…
“Spread my work ethic, not my wealth”
"Spread My Work Ethic, Not My Wealth" is a bumper sticker slogan that has been a popular tea party slogan since April 2009. The saying might be related to Democratic presidential…
“Spreading liberty from a political party is like spreading chastity from a whorehouse”
"Advancing liberty from a political party is like advancing chastity from a whorehouse" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on May 4, 2021. "Spreading liberty from a political…
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June”
"Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June" was printed in…
“Spring cleaning is my favorite way to find out I’m a hoarder”
"Spring cleaning is my favorite way to find out I'm a hoarder" was posted on Twitter by The Label Villain on May 9, 2019. The saying originated on this ecard. "Spring cleaning…
“Spring cleaning is usually the time of year when I’m reminded that I’m a hoarder”
"Spring cleaning is my favorite way to find out I'm a hoarder" was posted on Twitter by The Label Villain on May 9, 2019. The saying originated on this ecard. "Spring cleaning…
“Spring has sprung, the grass has riz, I wish I were in the chocolate biz! Happy Easter”
"Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where the flowers is" is a jocular spring poem that has often been called the "Brooklyn National Anthem." "Spring has sprung,…
“Spring is a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be”
"Spring is a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be" is a spring saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can…
“Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring”
"Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying about getting in shape…
“Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring”
"Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying about getting in shape…
“Spring is here! I’m so excited I wet my plants”
"Spring is here! I'm so excited I wet my plants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Local garden center sign reads: 'We're so excited for…