“Stay back 500 feet until I’ve had my coffee”

“Stay back 500 feet until I’ve had my coffee” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.
     
“Just put a sign on your car…DANGER Needs Coffee-Stay Back 500 Feet…” was posted on Twitter by Jim Burnes on March 29, 2011. “Stay back 500 feet. I haven’t had my coffee yet” was posted on Twitter by Brian Walters on February 26, 2014. “WARNING: STAY BACK 500FT UNTIL I’VE HAD MY COFFEE” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Fire Dept. Coffee on August 26, 2021. “Stay Back 500 Feet Until I’ve Had My Coffee” (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Linkedin by Tran Hoai Kha on November 5, 2021.
   
     
Twitter
Jim Burnes
@Bahiaseed
@Erin_Brown Just put a sign on your car…DANGER Needs Coffee-Stay Back 500 Feet…
9:43 AM · Mar 29, 2011
   
Twitter
Brian Walters
@BrianWalters17
Stay back 500 feet. I haven’t had my coffee yet.
9:36 AM · Feb 26, 2014
   
Twitter
Log Mill
@Logan_J_Miller
PSA: Logan is tired and did not get his coffee this Morning! So he is a grumpy gills
      STAY BACK 500 FEET
7:55 AM · Jan 14, 2019
     
Facebook
Fire Dept. Coffee
August 26, 2021 at 9:21AM ·
And even after I’ve had my coffee. Just to be safe.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WARNING
STAY BACK 500FT
UNTIL I’VE HAD
MY COFFEE.
   
Linkedin
Stay Back 500 Feet Until I’ve Had My Coffee Shirt
Tran Hoai Kha
General Manager at Marriott Marquis Houston
November 5, 2021
 
Twitter
Work Zone Coffee Company
@WorkZoneCoffee
⚠️ Stay back 500 feet until I’ve had my coffee. ⚠️
5:03 PM · Sep 8, 2022
   
Twitter
Sam🇺🇸
@firefighter9228
If there’s no coffee “Stay Back 500 Feet”. It’s for your own good!!
7:17 PM · May 15, 2023
 
Twitter
Coffee Quotes
@DoILoveCoffee
#coffee
(The following text is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
STAY BACK
500 FEET
UNTIL I’VE HAD MY COFFEE
6:45 AM · May 23, 2023