“OCD—Obsessive Cycling Disorder”
"OCD -- Obsessive Cycling Disorder" -- a cycling pun on "obsessive–compulsive disorder" -- has been printed on many images. "Uncle Gigs.....suffering from OCD (Obsessive…
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“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“Oedipus and Midas walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Greek mythology version was posted on both Reddit -- Dadjokes and Reddit -- Jokes on…
“Oedipus, Aphrodite and Midas walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Greek mythology version was posted on both Reddit -- Dadjokes and Reddit -- Jokes on…
“Of all my body parts, my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day”
An eye roll isn't really much of a physical exercise, but there are jokes. An exercise saying has been printed on many images: "Of all my body parts, my eyes get the most exercise, I do…
“Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain”
"Karaoke" should not be confused with "karate," but there are jokes. "Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last I expected to use”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many people of how they used to avoid cooties. "OF ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO AVOID COOTIES WAS THE LAST ONE I EXPECTED TO USE…
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my metabolism the most”
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my metabolism the most" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the things people used to eat (and burn off) when they were…
“Of all the things that ‘taste like chicken’, eggs are ironically not one of them”
"Tastes like chicken" is a food meme that began as a way to describe exotic meats. Eventually, the saying became overused and a joke to describe how everything tastes. "Why…
“Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs are not one of them”
"Tastes like chicken" is a food meme that began as a way to describe exotic meats. Eventually, the saying became overused and a joke to describe how everything tastes. "Why…
“Of all the utensils invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?”
"Of all the utensils invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?" is a jocular question about chopsticks that has been printed on many images. "Out of all the possible…
“Of course all scientists agree, when you censor the ones who don’t”
"Of course all scientists agree, when you censor the ones who don't" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Of Course all scientists agree when you censor the…
“Of course carrot cake is healthy, 60% of its name contains carrot”
Some people believe that carrot cake is healthier than other cakes because carrots are vegetables. Also, the word "carrot" has more letters than the word "cake." Dave Hughes…
“Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice”
"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 1, 2011. Twitter barbara…
“Of course it’s heavy, that’s why they call it weight”
"Of course it's heavy, that's why they call it weight" is a jocular one-line saying about weightlifting. The line has been cited in print since at least 1997. Google Groups:…
“Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twittersalt&light@kdubbdawgSize matters...Cause I don't want a small pizza I want a large one.7:51 PM - 18 Feb 2012 TwitterSparky@crunchenhancedSize…
“Of course women don’t work as hard as men. They get it right the first time”
"Of course women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Says of course men don't work as hard…
“Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise”
"Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise" (or "You can always trust me. Not alone with cake, but other than that") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Off the reservation”
"Off the reservation" means, in political terms, a party member who does not adhere to party principles (the "reservation"). The term "off the reservation" has been in…
“Off the table” (something non-negotiable)
In collective bargaining, when management or labor takes something "off the (bargaining) table," it's no longer to be considered for discussion. "Taken off the bargaining…