“Money isn’t the most important thing. Love is. Fortunately, I love money”
"Money isn't the most important thing. Love is. Fortunately, I love money" is a joke that has been credited to American stand-up comedian Jackie Mason (1928-2021). His "My…
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“Money launderers are filthy rich!”
"Money launderers are filthy rich!" is a joke that was posted on the website Pun of the Day on November 3, 2017. It was also posted on Reddit -- Oneliners later that day. Pun of the…
“Money makes the world go round”
"Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round!" is from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865) by Lewis Carroll. "Love" was replaced with…
“Money may not buy friends, but it will help you stay in contact with your children”
"Money may not buy friends, but it will help you stay in contact with your children" has been cited in print since at least 1965. The saying was a favorite of Ronald Reagan (1911-2004).…
“Money no longer talks—it now goes without saying”
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms to before 1700. "It goes without saying" means that something is…
“Money talks, bullshit walks”
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms from before 1700. "Money talks" was printed in several American…
“Money talks, but credit has an echo” (“Money talks, but credit uses sign language”)
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms from before 1700. "Money talks" was printed in several American…
“Money talks, chocolate sings”
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms from before 1700. "Money talks" was printed in several American…
“Money talks, gold screams” (“Money talks, gold shouts”)
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms from before 1700. "Money talks" was printed in several American…
“Money talks, nobody walks”
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms from before 1700. "Money talks" was printed in several American…
“Money talks, wealth whispers”
"Money talks” (meaning that money has influence) is an old financial saying, cited in print in various forms from before 1700. "Money talks" was printed in several American…
“Money talks” (proverb)
"Money talks" is a proverb that means money has influence and power. “Man prates, but gold speaks" was printed in Piazza Universale di Proverbi Italiani: or, A Common Place of…
“Money trumps politics”
"Money trumps politics" means that people will lose their political beliefs if paid enough money. For example, a radio station will air conservative talk radio -- if that programming…
“Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail”
"Money will buy a dog, but only love will make him wag his tail" has been printed in many newspapers since 1921, when it was described as an epigram from India. In 1923, Forbes magazine…
“Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study it”
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. There have been many jocular additions to the proverb. "Money won't buy…
“Money, Marbles and Chalk” (“Money, Marbles or Chalk”)
"Money, marbles and chalk" (or "money, marbles or chalk") means "going for everything." Similar phrases might be "all the marbles" and "the whole kit…
“Money? I haven’t heard that name in years”
"Money? I haven't heard that name in years" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "money? I haven't heard that name in years" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Money’s short, times are hard. Here’s your fucking Christmas card”
"Money's scarce/short/tight, times are hard. Here's your fucking Christmas card" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The card implies that no money will be…
“Monkey bars imply the existence of monkey bartenders”
"Monkey bars" can be found on playgrounds and are not bars that serve alcohol, but there are jokes. "As much time as I spent at the monkey bars in elementary school, I never once met…
“Monkeys write” (New York Times anagram)
"Monkeys write" (also "monkey writes") is an anagram of New York Times. The anagram -- one of the most popular -- has been cited in print since at least 1998. The Anagram Genius…