“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt”
"Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Driving around yesterday, I saw the most accurate window…
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“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debts”
"Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Driving around yesterday, I saw the most accurate window…
“Moist people aren’t offended by the occasional typo”
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo" -- with "moist" for "most" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It was posted on…
“Molasses—what do they do with the rest of the mole?”
"Molasses" doesn't have anything to do with "mole asses," but many people wonder what they do with the rest of the mole. The "molasses" joke has been printed on…
“Mom Pro Tip: If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself”
Mothers try to pack school lunches for their kids, but the kids often don't appreciate it. "Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old…
“MOM stands for Mother, not Made Of Money”
"MOM stands for Mother, not Made Of Money" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. "MOM stands for Mother, not Made…
“Mom used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it” (joke)
"I'd always refuse when my mother tried to feed me alphabet soup, I hate it when ppl put words in my mouth" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2011. "When I was…
“Mom, when I grow up, I’d like to be a musician” (joke)
A popular music joke is: Son: "Mom, when I grow up, I'd like to be a musician."Mother: "You can't do both." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. In…
“Moments of silence are part of the music”
"Moments of silence are part of the music" is a saying that has been printed on several gift items. Robert Fulghum's Words I Wish I Wrote: A Collection of Writing That Inspired My…
“Momentum is only as good as the next day’s starter” (baseball adage)
"Momentum is only as good as the next day's starter" is a baseball adage credited to manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013), although it's not certain when he said it. "What was…
“Mommy and daddy’s little tax deduction” (a young child)
Dependent children can be claimed on a parent or guardian's tax returns. "Mommy/Daddy's little tax deduction" (a baby) is a jocular phrase that has been printed on many…
“Mommy, can i lick the bowl?” (joke)
Children often want to "lick the bowl" -- the mixing bowl. A popular joke is: Child: Mommy, can I lick the bowl?Mother: Shut up and flush it like anybody else! The joke has been cited in…
“Moms are like buttons. They hold everything together”
"Moms/Mothers/Mums are like buttons. They hold everything together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are like buttons, they hold everything together"…
“Monday after Super Bowl should be a national holiday”
The Super Bowl (the NFL football championship game) is played on a Sunday night. People often go to Super Bowl parties and get home late. However, many people have work or school on Monday morning.…
“Monday again? I can’t keep doing this every week”
"Monday again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“Monday again? Seriously though, I can’t keep doing this every week”
"Monday again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put your positive pants on and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room”
Monday always looms and casts a pall over the weekend. Monday usually signals a return to the work week. "Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room" was posted…
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life" is a popular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1977. 27 October…