“My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
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“My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“My problem with meal prep is that I don’t wanna eat the same thing by Wednesday”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“My professor told me that I’m failing ethics class. I slid $20 and asked, ‘What about now?’”
A viral ethics joke (over 100,000 likes) was posted on Twitter by "hype" on August 11, 2019: law professor: you're currently failing your ethics classme: *slides a $20 across the…
“My pronoun is ‘Patriot’”
"My pronoun is 'Patriot'" was posted on Twitter by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO) on May 25, 2021. Many people liked the tweet, and many people ridiculed the tweet --…
“My pronouns are He/He/He because I identify as a comedian”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Bob @wanderingbob73 My pronouns are he he he I identify as a comedian 3:15 PM · Apr 16, 2024
“My relationship with gin is on the rocks”
"My relationship with gin is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with gin...has been on the…
“My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My relationship with whisky has been on the rocks lately”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My relationship with whisky is on the rocks”
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
“My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is just a list of jobs I never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is just a list of things I never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is just a list of things I really never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“My rights are not subject to your feelings”
"My rights are not subject to your feelings" is a saying that has been repeated many times. No particular person appears to have popularized it. "My constitutional RIGHTS are not…
“My rights are not up for negotiation because of your feelings”
"My rights are not subject to your feelings" is a saying that has been repeated many times. No particular person appears to have popularized it. "My constitutional RIGHTS are not…