“My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it” (joke)

Some people find spiders in their homes, but don’t like to kill the spiders—preferring to grab a spider and let it go free outside the house. A joke has been printed on many images:
 
“My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.  We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.”
     
“My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer” was posted by Matt Fernandez on Twitter on June 27, 2014. The profession of “lawyer” is often changed to “web designer/developer.” “We were asked to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went out for dinner. Cool guy. Wants to be a web designer” was posted on Twitter on October 16, 2015.
       
 
Twitter
Matt Fernandez
‏@FattMernandez
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
11:03 AM - 27 Jun 2014
 
Reddit
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
submitted October 12, 2015 by redditmasti
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
   
Twitter
Alphabet Babies
‏@AlphabetBabies
We were asked to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out for dinner. Cool guy. Wants to be a web designer.
#FridayPun
3:25 AM - 16 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
Patch Boshell
‏@PatchBosh
They wanted me to take this spider out instead of killing it, went out for a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer
9:08 AM - 30 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
Aidan
‏@AidanCrehan
“Flatmate told me to take out a spider instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks. Sound guy, wants to be a web designer.”
1:26 PM - 2 Nov 2015
 
Twitter
Andy Hau
‏@AndyKWHau
My dad told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we had a few gin & tonics & had dinner. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
10:05 AM - 12 Nov 2015
 
Twitter
BEARCΔŦ
‏@Bearcat702
My mom told to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out to eat. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer.
12:23 AM - 17 Nov 2015
 
Reddit
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it
submitted November 17, 2015 by robbielucas
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
 
Twitter
Billy
‏@Itz_Andersonman
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.  We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
12:34 AM - 17 Nov 2015
 
Reddit
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
submitted August 6, 2016 by dream-hunter
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.