“Law Enforcement: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
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“Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates”
"Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates" is an airport saying that has been printed on many images. "The shorter the time…
“Lawns don’t waste water, people do”
"Lawns don't waste water, people do" (or "Lawns don't waste water, people waste water") is a slogan to encourage water conservation. "Landscaping doesn't…
“Laws that create criminals without any victim are not laws. They are revenue generators”
"Laws that create criminals without any victims are not laws, but revenue generators" (or "Laws that create criminals without any victim are not laws. They are revenue…
“Laws that create criminals without any victims are not laws, but revenue generators”
"Laws that create criminals without any victims are not laws, but revenue generators" (or "Laws that create criminals without any victim are not laws. They are revenue…
“Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made”
"Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made." This quotation had long been thought to have been from German ruler Otto Von Bismarck…
“Lawsuits are just rap battles for white people”
A lawsuit has been compared to a rap battle. "Black people make fun of each other and it's called a rap battle, white people make fun of each other and it's called a lawsuit"…
“Lawsuits are just rap battles for white people”
A lawsuit has been compared to a rap battle. "Black people make fun of each other and it's called a rap battle, white people make fun of each other and it's called a lawsuit"…
“Lawyer (n): larval stage of politician”
"Lawyer (noun) larval stage of politician" is a humorous definition that has been printed on many gift items, such as buttons and T-shirts. The definition has been cited in print since at…
“Lawyers hope you get into trouble. Doctors hope you get sick. Teachers hope you’re born stupid…”
A list of "Ironies of Life" (sometimes called "Strange But True!") is that professions prosper when things break down, not if everything functions well. Only a thief wishes you…
“Lawyers hope you get sued, but a thief wishes you prosperity”
A list of "Ironies of Life" (sometimes called "Strange But True!") is that professions prosper when things break down, not if everything functions well. Only a thief wishes you…
“Lawyers talk how doctors write”
"Lawyers talk how doctors write" is a jocular one-line saying, meaning something (such as legalese or a doctor's scribble) that the average person can't understand.…
“Laziness is when a person doesn’t fake that he’s working”
"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard and GIFs. The saying was first cited on Twitter on October 5,…
“Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge”
"Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge" is a jocular rule about fallen ice cubes that has been printed on several images. "When ice falls on the floor from the crappy…
“Lazy rule: If you can’t reach it, you don’t need it”
"Lazy rule: If you can't reach it, you don't need it" (or "Lazy rule: Can't reach it, don't need it") is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on…
“Lead us not into Penn Station”
"Lead us not into Penn Station" is a child's classic mangling of the Lord's Prayer ("Lead us not into temptation"). It received great popularity when mention in the…
“Lead, follow or get out of the way”
"Either lead, follow or get out of the way" is a favorite saying of American businessman Ted Turner. The saying is sometimes credited to Thomas Paine (1737-1809), but there is no evidence…
“Leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination”
"Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination(s)" is a popular quotation of unknown authorship. "Leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination. --…
“Leaders don’t create movements, movements create leaders”
"Leaders don't create movements, movements create leaders" is a political quotation that doesn't have an obvious source. "Popular movements create leaders" is cited…
“Leadership is not about the next election, it’s about the next generation”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Simon SinekSimon O. Sinek (born October 9, 1973) is a British-American author, motivational speaker and marketing consultant. He is the author of four books,…