“Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak”
"Let's wander where the WiFi is weak" --that is, out of touch from our daily world -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Let's wander where the wifi…
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“Let’s be honest. Most people going skinny dipping are really just going dipping”
"Ok let’s be honest. Most people you ever see go skinny dipping are more actually.. just going dipping" was posted on Facebook by Norm MacDonald Jokes on December 15, 2018. "Lets…
“Let’s not tell some people when the quarantine is over”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Some people were happy not to see some other people. "Let’s not tell them when the quarantine is over" was posted on Twitter…
“Let’s put the wheat where the goats can eat it”
"Let’s put the wheat where the goats can eat it" was said by Joe Scarborough on the MSNBC television show Morning Joe on December 13, 2019. Scarborough said to go slow on the…
“Let’s start calling ‘fact checked’ by its real name. Censorship”
"Let’s start calling 'fact checked' by its real name. Censorship" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying (shown on a meme) was posted on Facebook by…
“Letting politicians be able to own stock is like letting referees openly bet on games”
There have been many complaints that politicians should be barred from "insider trading" -- investing in companies they are legislating. This has often been compared to a sports referee…
“Lettuce hearts are great for Valentine’s Day because they’re so romainetic”
"Romainetic" (romaine lettuce + romantic) is a portmanteau word that is somewhat popular on Valentine's Day (February 14). "The gigolo, now in his salad days, was still…
“Lettuce is just crunchy water”
Is lettuce mostly water? "Torn lettuce is prettier, anyway. Even if is just 'crunchy water'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams on November 7, 2001. "Favorite…
“Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations”
"Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations" is a pun for "Let us meet all of your expectations." The saying has been printed on a sign for Subway restaurants, as well as on…
“Lettuce turnip the beet”
"Lettuce turnip the beet" (let us turn up the beat) is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I’m a musical vegetarian. I always ask my girl to lettuce, turnip, the…
“Leverage is a double-edged sword”
A "double-edged sword" has two cutting edges; in finance, a "double-edged sword" means something that has both potential benefits and liabilities. Financial leverage can…
“Liberal media is the virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was widely reported in the media, but many people did not trust the media. "The media is the virus" is a saying that has been printed on many images…
“Liberal with sanity” (Ed Koch)
Ed Koch, the mayor of New York City from 1978-1989, referred to himself as a "liberal with sanity." Koch meant that he was not a radical liberal or a "loony liberal," although…
“Liberalism is a mental disorder”
Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder: Savage Solutions is the title of a 2005 book by conservative talk show host Michael Savage. The saying has appeared on bumper stickers, T-shirts, and tea party…
“Liberalism: Ideas so good they have to be mandatory”
"Authoritarianism/ Communism/ Government/ Liberalism/ Marxism/ Progressivism/ Socialism/ Statism: Ideas so good, they have to be mandatory" is a political saying that has been printed on…
“Liberals are like Christmas lights. Half of them don’t work; the other half aren’t bright”
Various people have been compared to Christmas lights. "Glaswegians are like Christmas lights,half of them don’t work and most of the rest aren’t that bright" was posted on Twitter on…
“Liberals don’t care what you do as long as it’s mandatory”
"Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory," wrote Richard K. "Dick" Armey in his book, The Freedom Revolution (1995). Armey, a Republican U.S.…
“Liberals don’t want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth”
"You see, people don't want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion, coming out of your mouth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@chuckwoolery…
“Liberals feel unworthy of possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Mort SahlMorton Lyon "Mort" Sahl (born May 11, 1927) is a Canadian-born American comedian and social satirist, considered to be the first modern…
“Liberals: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…