“Licorice is just candy jerky”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
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“Licorice is the beef jerky of candy”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Lie like a rug” (to always lie)
A rug lies on the floor. Someone who "lies like a rug" is someone who always lies (or prevaricates). The saying is frequently applied to politicians who don't tell the truth.…
“Life ain’t all burritos and strippers, my friend”
"Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend" (or "It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Similar…
“Life always looks better on a Saturday”
"Life always looks better on a Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. ("Life always looks better on a Saturday" (shown on an illustration) was…
“Life and beer are very similar—chill for best results”
"Life and beer are very similar -- chill for best results" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The Talking Rain Beverage Company (Preston, WA) trademarked "As…
“Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life and beer are very similar. For best results—chill”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life and time are the two great teachers”
A popular saying has been printed on posters: "Life and Time are the two great teachers.Life teaches you the use of Time;And Time teaches you the value of Life." The saying was cited on…
“Life begins after coffee”
"Life begins after coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted to the newsgroup comp.sys.mac.games on April 26, 1995. Google Groups:…
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone”
"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. American author Neale Donald Walsch wrote in 1999: "Now when I say…
“Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp”
"Life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that's a pretty shitty thing we don't have to live with" was posted on Twitter by тαу (and others) on February 11, 2015.…
“Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother”
"Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother" is a popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2013.…
“Life doesn’t imitate art. It imitates bad television”
"Art imitates life" is an old saying that dates back to at least ancient Greece. "Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life" is from Oscar Wilde's 1889 essay,…
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon”
American syndicated newspaper columnist Doug Larson (1926-2017) wrote in the Green Bay (WI) Press-Gazette on July 16, 1989: "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade tastes terrible”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Life hack: Give yourself 8 - 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day”
People sometimes need a few extra minutes in the morning to prepare for the day. A joke about this was posted on Twitter by Roshan Patel on November 28, 2022, and received about half a million…
“Life Hack: Put booze in a cough syrup bottle, and you can do shots at work”
"LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK. AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU" is a jocular work saying that has been…
“Life Hack: When cutting bagels, put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady”
A bagel has a hole in it. The hole is not to put one's finger inside to "stabilize" the bagel -- a finger could be cut off -- but there are jokes. "I wonder how many people have…