“Libertarians when they realize they have an organ called the prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
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“Libertarians: Against wars of aggression no matter who is president”
Many people are against wars of aggression, but stay quiet when their political party is in power and starts such a war. "Libertarians: the only ones against wars of aggression no matter who…
“Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone”
"Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone" is a libertarian saying that has been printed on many images, usually one with a man looking over a globe.…
“Liberty > Democracy”
"Liberty > Democracy" ("Liberty is greater than Democracy") is a saying and meme of uncertain origin. Liberty is more important because in a democracy, the majority can take…
“Liberty Guns Beer Tits” (LGBT)
"LGBT" usually stands for "Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender." The LGBT backronym (back acronym) of "Liberty Guns Beer Tits/Titties" has been printed on many images.…
“Liberty Guns Beer Titties” (LGBT)
"LGBT" usually stands for "Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender." The LGBT backronym (back acronym) of "Liberty Guns Beer Tits/Titties" has been printed on many images.…
“Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission”
"Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission" has been the sig line of commenter "kchrisc" on the Zero Hedge blog since at least April 2015. "Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is…
“Liberty is being free from the things we don’t like in order to be slaves of the things we do like”
"Liberty is being free from the things we don't like in order to be slaves of the things we do like" has been cited in print since at least 1912, when the quotation was credited in…
“Liberty is the greater good”
Government sometimes seeks to suspend personal freedoms and liberty "for the greater good." The saying "Freedom is the greater good" has been printed on many images.…
“Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk”
Do libraries have the right idea on something, such as keeping people quiet? "Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people…
“Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk”
Do libraries have the right idea on something, such as keeping people quiet? "Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people…
“License plates imply the existence of a license fork and license knife”
Do license plates imply the existence of license forks, license spoons and license knives? "I just ordered my new license plates for my car. When will I get the license forks, spoons, and the…
“Licensing: When government takes away your right to do something and sells it back to you”
"Licensing: When (the) government takes away your right to do something and (then) sells it back to you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Licensing: when government…
“Lick it, Suck it, Swallow! Gotta love Tequila shots!”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“Lick the plate clean” (eat all of a dish)
To "lick the plate" means to eat every bit of a dish, either because of hunger or because of the deliciousness of the dish. The expression dates back to at least 1639 and the rhyme of…
“Licorice is just candy jerky”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Licorice is the beef jerky of candy”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Lie like a rug” (to always lie)
A rug lies on the floor. Someone who "lies like a rug" is someone who always lies (or prevaricates). The saying is frequently applied to politicians who don't tell the truth.…
“Life ain’t all burritos and strippers, my friend”
"Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend" (or "It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Similar…
“Life always looks better on a Saturday”
"Life always looks better on a Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. ("Life always looks better on a Saturday" (shown on an illustration) was…