“Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp”
"Life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that's a pretty shitty thing we don't have to live with" was posted on Twitter by тαу (and others) on February 11, 2015.…
"Life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that's a pretty shitty thing we don't have to live with" was posted on Twitter by тαу (and others) on February 11, 2015.…
"Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother" is a popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2013.…
"Art imitates life" is an old saying that dates back to at least ancient Greece. "Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life" is from Oscar Wilde's 1889 essay,…
American syndicated newspaper columnist Doug Larson (1926-2017) wrote in the Green Bay (WI) Press-Gazette on July 16, 1989: "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables…
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
People sometimes need a few extra minutes in the morning to prepare for the day. A joke about this was posted on Twitter by Roshan Patel on November 28, 2022, and received about half a million…
"LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK. AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU" is a jocular work saying that has been…
A bagel has a hole in it. The hole is not to put one's finger inside to "stabilize" the bagel -- a finger could be cut off -- but there are jokes. "I wonder how many people have…
"Life happens. Alcohol helps" is an alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Alcohol helps" was posted on Twitter by katelynnmaeee on June 5, 2016.…
"Life happens. Beer helps" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, beer helps...." was posted on Twitter by FA on September 5, 2013. Similar…
"Life happens. Chocolate helps" is a chocolate saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens....chocolate helps" was posted on Twitter by Alexandra Higl-Timms on…
"Life happens. Coffee helps" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life Happens, Coffee Helps Tee" was posted on Twitter on December 22, 2012. Similar…
"Life happens. Gin helps" is a gin saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Gin helps" was posted on Twitter by Menta Cafe Bar on August 28, 2015. Similar…
""Life happens. Tea helps" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, Tea helps. Missing my cup" was posted on Twitter by Karan on November 1,…
"Life happens. Tequila helps" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Tequila helps" was posted on Twitter by bre on March 31, 2016. Similar…
"Life happens. Vodka helps" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, #vodka helps" was posted on Twitter by Bar 43 on December 9, 2013. Similar…
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
"Life happens. Wine helps" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Wine helps" was posted on Twitter by Line Marcela Greve Volden on October 9,…