“It’s impossible to predict the past” (joke)
American political commentator Charles Krauthammer said at a McGill University COnvocation on June 14, 1993: "In the old Soviet Union, where the commissars would routinely rewrite and…
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“It’s impossible to run with a backpack without looking like an idiot”
Many students try to run with a backpack, but it's often not successful."Has anyone in history figured out a way to run with a backpack on without looking like an idiot?" was posted…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women can only order virgin drinks”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women drink virgin cocktails”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJonathan Lieberman @JonathanLiebermIrony of the day. Pregnant Women drink "virgin" cocktails.8:40 PM - 22 Dec 2008 TwitterAnthony May…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women order virgin cocktails at the bar”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It’s July 8th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas tree”
"This is ridiculous! "It's July 6th/7th/8th/9th/10th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decoration on fire!" is a jocular saying that…
“It’s June 1st! We’re all dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…
“It’s just a hill—get over it!” (running and cycling aphorism)
When there's a problem, one is often told to "get over it." Runners and cyclists usually have problems with hills. The saying "It's (just/only) a hill -- get over it!"…
“It’s just a job. I beat people up” (boxing)
American boxer Muhammad Ali (1942-2016), nearing the end of his career, told the New York (NY) Times on April 6, 1977: "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I…
“It’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one”
"It's as easy to marry a rich man/woman as a poor one" (or "It's as easy to fall in love with a rich man/woman as a poor one") is an answer to statement that one…
“It’s just me and my Costco hot dog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible”
Entry in progress -- B.P."It's kind of fun to do the impossible" is a quote attributed to Wal Disney 1901-1966) that has been printed on any posters. Wikiquote: Walt DisneyWalter…
“It’s kind of funny how there’s never lines at water park restrooms”
Many have wondered about what kids do in the water at water parks. "How come there are really long lines at the water park, but no lines at the bathrooms...?" was posted on Twitter on…
“It’s kind of shitty that we basically pay politicians to tell us to go fuck ourselves”
"It's kind of shitty that we basically pay politicians to tell us to go fuck ourselves" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Kinda shitty that we basically pay…
“It’s like I’m 16 again. $5 is gas money & we all grounded” (quarantine joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused home quarantine. The price of gas dropped significantly. This was posted on Facebook by Areol Clayton on March 30, 2020: "It’s like I’m 16 again.…
“It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘And another thing!’”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“It’s like winter is really mad and keeps storming out of the room and then coming back…”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better”
"It's lonely at the top" is an old American proverb. The novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Marble Faun (1860) has, "It's very lonesome at the summit!"…
“It’s Monday and I’m off like a herd of turtles”
"It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles" is a saying that has been printed on many images A herd of turtles moves slowly. The saying is often used…
“It’s Monday and we’re off like a herd of turtles”
"It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles" is a saying that has been printed on many images A herd of turtles moves slowly. The saying is often used…