“Is your fridge a morgue or a garden?”
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
When refrigerators were new, they'd often not work. A popular joke was: Dick: Is your refrigerator running?Joe: Yes.Dick: Well, you'd better catch it before it runs out the door. The joke…
American sportscaster John Sterling did radio broadcasts of New York Islanders hockey games on WMCA from 1975-1978. Sterling is best known for being the New York Yankees' radio play-by-play…
A popular joke hits at the poor employment prospects of liberal arts majors. "Hate how engineering students call themselves engineers. Not like pre-meds call themselves doctors or art majors…
"funny how all the people that are for socialism don't really contribute much to society to begin with" was posted on X/Twitter by Tyler Vought on March 8, 2016. "FUNNY HOW ALL…
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on X/Twitter by Danielle…
Do small bites over a long period of time save calories? This joke was posted on X/Twitter by "your other mom" on March 5, 2024, and it received over 600 likes: "Isn't it…
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
Cranberries are traditionally served on Thanksgiving. Cranberries can also help fight urinary tract infections. "#Cranberries are antibacterial that can helps in preventing #ulcer and #urinary…
"Isn't Texas cute?" is a popular T-shirt; the outline of Alaska is shown, with the state of Texas fit inside it (clearly showing which state is larger). The shirt has been printed…
"Isn't the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The smell of coffee is the best alarm clock" was posted on Twitter by…
"Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend" (or "It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Similar…
Outkast's "Ain't No Thang" (1994) popularized "Ain't no thang but a chicken wing" (or "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing"). The phrase means that…
Baseball is not played against a clock; there are nine innings and 27 outs before a game is over. Until those 27 outs are recorded, no lead is insurmountable. "There is an old adage that says…
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity" is an old line about the weather. "It ain't the heat, it's the humility" is a popular variation. "'It's…
"It all started with gourmet coffee. Followed by skinny jeans and man buns. Then along came IPA's, hard seltzer's and the downfall of man" (shown on an image) was posted on…
Olaf Falafel, the self-proclaimed "Sweden's eighth funniest comedian," said this line at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August 2016: "It all starts innocently, mixing…
Some parts of Texas don't get much rain. "It always rains at the end of a long dry spell" is a Texas weather joke from at least 1909. 5 March 1909, Fort Worth (TX) Star-Telegram,…
"It blows my mind there are so many songs about love, but seemingly none about mozarella sticks" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by Dad Talk Today on March 24,…