“Installing windows is a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
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“Instant asshole—just add alcohol” (“Instant jackass—just add alcohol”)
"Instant asshole -- just add alcohol" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The buttons have sayings on them: 'Are We Having Fun Yet?' 'Instant…
“Instant coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Instant human—just add coffee”
"Instant human -- just add coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Instead of ‘Conspiracy Theorist’, I prefer the name ‘Connect The Dots Specialist’”
"Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instead of 'Conspiracy Theorist', I…
“Instead of ‘unvaccinated,’ call yourself organic. Being natural is normal”
"INSTEAD OF 'UNVACCINATED' call yourself Organic. BEING NATURAL IS NORMAL. PHARMACOLOGICAL ALTERATION IS NOT" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The popular…
“Instead of ‘British Summer Time’ and ‘Greenwich Mean Time’ we should just call them ‘Oven Clock Correct Time’...”
A suggestion about British time was posted on X/Twitter by English author, television presenter, producer, novelist, and comedian Richard Osman on March 25, 2018: "Instead of ‘British Summer…
“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often”
"Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid" (or "Instead of a…
“Instead of a condom, I carry a towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding chicken wings…”
"Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid" (or "Instead of a…
“Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar” (joke)
"Is the glass half empty or half full?" is a common expression. A joke version was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 15, 2018: "Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity…
“Instead of alphabet spaghetti, they should make alphabet butter. Spread the word”
Alphabet pasta (called "alphabet spaghetti" in the UK) has had a few puns. "Instead of alphabet spaghetti they should make alphabet butter. Spread the word" was posted on…
“Instead of cashiers saying ‘here’s your receipt’ they should say ‘will you throw this away?’”
Many people throw out receipts. "Instead of 'And here's your receipt', they should say, 'Will you throw this away for me?'" was posted on Twitter by Nick…
“Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist”
"Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instead of 'Conspiracy Theorist', I…
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks”
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation is from Doug Larson…
“Instead of giving roads the names of leaders and celebrities. if we give the contractor’s name…”
A meme about road naming is: "One Simple Suggestion!Instead Of Giving Roads The Names Of Leaders And Celebrities, If We Give Names OfContractor Who Built It With His AddressAnd Number, I think…
“Instead of governments having digital ID on us, perhaps we should have digital ID on them”
Many governments want to track people's movements with digital ID. This was posted on X/Twitter by James Melville 🚜 on November 15, 2022: "Instead of governments having digital ID on…
“Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim”
"Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“Instead of saying ‘real life,’ we should just call it ‘offline’”
Is real life something other than on the internet? A one-liner was posted by "blank" on Twitter on September 25, 2011: "Instead of saying 'real life' we should just call it…
“Instead of sending poor countries money, shouldn’t we be telling them to raise their minimum wage?”
Many people --- mostly non-economists -- believe that the poor get richer simply by raising the minimum wage. The following meme (featuring the Philosoraptor) was posted on X/Twitter by Being…