“If you want to sell it, crumb it”
"There's an old restaurant saying: if you want to sell it, crumb it" was cited in print in 2009. The saying means that restaurant customers love food coated with breadcrumbs, such as…
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“If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business”
"That's your business" usually means "that's your life/prerogative" and does not refer to an actual business, but there are jokes. “@cluedont: If you want to set up…
“If you want to start a company and run it yourself then that’s your business”
"That's your business" usually means "that's your life/prerogative" and does not refer to an actual business, but there are jokes. “@cluedont: If you want to set up…
“If you want to succeed, double your rate of failure”
Thomas J. Watson, Sr. (1874-1956), the chairman and CEO of IBM from 1914 to 1956, gave his formula for success -- "double your rate of failure" (or "double your failure rate").…
“If you want to take my freedom, make damn sure you’re as passionate about taking it…”
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…
“If you want to take my freedom, make sure you’re as passionate about taking it…”
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…
“If you want to take my freedoms, make damn sure you’re as passionate about taking them…”
"If you want to take my freedom, make (damn) sure you’re as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you want to…
“If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for”
"If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for" (or "If you want to thank our military, be the kind of American worth fighting for") is a saying…
“If you want to thank our military, be the kind of American worth fighting for”
"If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for" (or "If you want to thank our military, be the kind of American worth fighting for") is a saying…
“If you want to thank our veterans, be the type of American worth fighting for”
"If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for" (or "If you want to thank our military, be the kind of American worth fighting for") is a saying…
“If you want to understand how to fix a problem in the world, you have to ask who is profiting…”
"If you want to understand how to fix a problem in the world, you have to ask who is profiting from the problem. Not who is suffering from it" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep”
"If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep" is an aphorism that has been cited in print since at least 1912. The authorship of the saying is unknown. HathiTrust Digital…
“If you want your water to taste better, just add coffee”
"An easy way to make your water taste better is to simply add coffee" has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on February 12, 2016.…
“If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?” (joke)
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. "Joke....what do you call a person who sees a murder in an…
“If you watch TV, you are in the middle of a deadly pandemic. If you don’t, it’s Wednesday”
"If you watch TV, you are in the middle of a deadly pandemic. If you don't, it's Wednesday" was posted on Twitter by Arthur Joannard on July 14, 2012. That is, the television is…
“If you water water, it grows”
"If you water water, it grows...." was posted on Twitter by conner on July 15, 2018. "If you water water, it grows" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on March 27, 2019.…
“If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?”
"If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Who's the idiot who called it cowboy clothes instead of…
“If you wear jeans 5 days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you’re losing weight”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many people being locked down in their homes. Some people generously offered quarantine life pro tips. "If you wear your jeans 5 days in a row,…
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple”
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple" (fine + pineapple) is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "If I were a fruit, Id be a fineapple" was posted on…
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a rudeabaga”
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a rudeabaga" (rude + rutabaga) is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "If you were a plant you'd be a…