A job interview joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 17, 2018: Interviewer: Your reference letters said that you take things too literally.Me: Whoa! Reference letters can talk now? The…
Some people put experience in the theatre (such as acting experience) on a résumé. A joke was posted on Twitter by FROVO on November 29, 2015: [interview]So your resume says you used to be in the…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with the Star Wars character Yoda is: "Into a bar Yoda walks." The joke…
"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but can't pronounce it" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "You're drunk when you feel sophisticated…
"Invest in people who invest in you" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. "Invest in people who invest in you...Love the rest but don't give them your Heart" was…
"Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My advice is..." or "My dog's advice is..." often…
Investment adviser and author Peter Lynch is credited with the 1990s Wall Street adage "Invest in what you know." The phrase issometimes made to rhyme at the beginning and at the end:…
"Invest in your passions" is a popular adage for a person's life. "Spirited travelers, invest in your passions and live your dreams" was cited in print in 2001. "The…
"Investigate, then invest" was the slogan of Merill Lynch in the 1940s. Investors were cautioned to look closely before moving their money, to help ward against fraud and high risk. Many…
"Investing is simple, but (it's) not easy" means that it's simple enough to buy or sell, but it's not easy to follow the markets regularly and apply the correct strategy…
"IPA lot when I drink" -- "IPA" is read as "I pee a" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IPA lot when I drink too many" was posted…
IPAs have been compared to pumpkin spice lattes as a trendy drink. "IPAs are just Pumpkin Spice Lattes for Hipsters" was posted on Twitter by Bleeding Heart Brewery on June 11, 2018.…
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
"American by birth. Patriot by choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "American by birth, patriot by choice!" was printed in the Albany (OR) Democrat-Herald…
Irish coffee (hot coffee with Irish whiskey) has been a popular drink since the 1950s. Vodka Red Bull is another caffeine and alcohol combination that became popular in the 2000s, about fifty years…
Irish coffee (hot coffee with Irish whiskey) has been a popular drink since the 1950s. Vodka Red Bull is another caffeine and alcohol combination that became popular in the 2000s, about fifty years…
"Irish I was/were drunk" is a saying that is popular on St. Patrick's Day and has been printed on many gift items. Busted Tees came out with an "Irish I were drunk" T-shirt…
"Irish puns are the most O'ffensive" was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on October 26, 2017. The Irish joke has been popular on St. Patrick's Day. TwitterThe Pun…
A popular knock-knock joke is: Knock knock.Who's there?Irish stew.Irish stew who?Irish stew in the name of the law. The last line should sound like "I arrest you in the name of the…
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day" (for "I wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Irish you a happy St.…