“If you can count your money, work harder”
"If you can count your money, work harder" (or "If you can count your money, then go back to work") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is related to…
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“If you can drink a drink, then why can’t you food a food?”
"If you can drink a drink, then why can;t you food a food?" is a question that has been printed on many images. "Drink" can be both a noun and a verb, but "food" is…
“If you can hit, you can play” (baseball adage)
The ability to successfully hit a baseball is a rare skill. If a player can hit, a baseball team will find a place for that player -- even if it's just the designated hitter. "If you can…
“If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it”
"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it" is a popular saying that has been printed on many posters. The lines come from American writer Williams…
“If you can question it, it’s science. If you can’t question it, it’s propaganda”
Some people try to end an argument by simply stating, "It's science!" However, the science can be questioned. "If you cannot question it, it’s not science. It’s…
“If you can read the New York Times without moving your lips, you’re a communist”
"There is a contemporary US joke that a liberal is somebody who can read the New York Times without moving their lips" appears to have been cited in print in 1995 (if the Google Books…
“If you can read this, I’m faster than you”
"If you can read this, I'm faster than you" is a biking saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can read this, I'm faster than you" was printed in the…
“If you can read this, I’m not going fast enough”
"If you can read this, I'm not going fast enough" is a popular bumper sticker. The saying was included in "Stick It Up Your Bumper: Witty little ditties say a lot about car…
“If you can read this, I’m not impressed. Most people can read” (bumper sticker)
"If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "If you can read this, you're too…
“If you can read this, I’m not last!” (runner’s T-shirt)
"If you can read this, I’m not (in) last (place)!" is a jocular saying on the back (and/or front) of runners' T-shirts. "If you can read this, I'm not last" was…
“If you can read this, thank a teacher; If you’re reading this in English, thank a soldier”
"If you can read this, thank a teacher; If you're reading this in English, thank a soldier" is a patriotic bumper sticker saying that dates to at least December 2001. The origin of…
“If you can read this, thank a teacher…and ef yoo kan rid ths yoo prebli ar a teecha”
Students often have poor spelling, but teachers can usually read it and correct it. "If you can read this, thank a teacher...and ef yoo kan rid ths yoo prebli ar a teecha" is a jocular…
“If you can read, you can cook”
"If you can read, you can cook" (or, "You can cook if you can read") implies that cooking is as simple as reading a recipe from a cookbook. "If You Can Read, You Can…
“If you can remember Woodstock, you probably weren’t there”
The decade of the 1960s was known in the United States for drug use and music festivals such as Woodstock (held August 15–18, 1969, in Bethel, New York). "EXIT LINE: Comedian Charlie…
“If you can see through the illusion, then you are part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“If you can see through the illusion, then you are the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“If you can see through the illusion, you are part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
“If you can sell. you’ll never be unemployed”
Sales is a very important part of business and the ability to sell is an important asset to have. "If you can sell, you'll never be unemployed" or "if you can sell, you'll…
“If you can shoot, you can play” (basketball adage)
Basketball requires various skills, but shooting skill is always highly regarded. "If you can shoot, you can play" is a popular basketball adage. "In Europe the first thing they tell…
“If you can smell their fart, you’re not far enough apart” (social distancing)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic brought on social distancing suggestions. "If you can smell their fart, you're not far enough apart" is a message that was posted on a board of the…