“If women ruled the world, there would be no wars…”

“If women ruled the world, there would be no wars” is an old saying that may or may not be true. “If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other” is a jocular spin on the saying that was said by actor and writer Frank Spadone in 2008. The joke has been printed on posters and ecards, almost always without credit to any author.
 
     
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Our favourite jokes of the fest
Here are the gags that cracked up our writers at the 2008 Just for Laughs festival.
BY THE GAZETTE (MONTREAL) JULY 20, 2008
Here are the gags that cracked up our writers at the 2008 Just for Laughs festival:
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“If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.” Frank Spadone
 
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MATT PENDELLLL!!!
‏@thisismattyp
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
9:55 AM - 25 Jul 2009
 
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Sick Duck
November 18, 2009 ·
“If women ruled the world, there would be no war—just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.” —Frank Spadone
 
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The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd.
2012
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If women ruled the world, there would be no war – just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
 
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5,000 Great One Liners
By Grant Tucker
London: The Robson Press
2012
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a lot of jealous countries not talking to each other.
 
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Etardo
‏@14_yr_old_Etard
@White_Crimes that reminds me of that old joke “If women ruled the world there’d be no wars, just angry countries not talking to each other”
11:37 PM - 10 Oct 2015