“If you breakdance you buy dance”
“If you break it, you bought it” is sometimes called the Pottery Barn rule. This usually doesn't apply to breakdancing, but there are jokes. "I don't care if you are a cop, in my…
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“If you breakdance, you boughtdance”
“If you break it, you bought it” is sometimes called the Pottery Barn rule. This usually doesn't apply to breakdancing, but there are jokes. "I don't care if you are a cop, in my…
“If you bring me coffee without having to ask, then I love you”
"If you bring me coffee without having to ask, then I love you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.The saying was posted on Twitter by Freakin Relate on August 4,…
“If you bump your head on a coffee maker, does it leave a brews?”
"Bruise" shouldn't be confused with "brews," but there are jokes. "If you bump your head on a coffee maker does it leave a... Brews?" was posted on Twitter by Doc…
“If you burn dinner, just call it Louisiana style and serve it anyway”
There are "Chicago style" pizza and "Chicago style" hot dogs. Many people--such as those from New York City--might not like Chicago style. A joke was posted on Twitter by…
“If you burn your baked goods, do they become baked bads?”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“If you buy smartwater for $4 a bottle, it’s not working”
Many people believe that smartwater is a waste of money, and is not much better than tap water. "If you're buy 'Smart Water' for $4 a bottle, I'm sorry to tell you, but…
“If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer”
People like to know who's calling them before answering a phone. "If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer" is a saying that has been printed…
“If you can ‘smell the rain,’ you country as hell”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can ‘smell’ rain, you country AF”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can ‘smell’ rain, you country as hell”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can be anything, be caffeinated”
"They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "They said I could be anything, so I decided to be…
“If you can breathe, you can do yoga”
Some people believe that yoga is both physically and mentally demanding, but many yoga instructors dispel that, stating that each person goes at his or her own pace. "If you can breathe, you…
“If you can count your money, then go back to work”
"If you can count your money, work harder" (or "If you can count your money, then go back to work") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is related to…
“If you can count your money, work harder”
"If you can count your money, work harder" (or "If you can count your money, then go back to work") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is related to…
“If you can drink a drink, then why can’t you food a food?”
"If you can drink a drink, then why can;t you food a food?" is a question that has been printed on many images. "Drink" can be both a noun and a verb, but "food" is…
“If you can hit, you can play” (baseball adage)
The ability to successfully hit a baseball is a rare skill. If a player can hit, a baseball team will find a place for that player -- even if it's just the designated hitter. "If you can…
“If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it”
"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it" is a popular saying that has been printed on many posters. The lines come from American writer Williams…
“If you can question it, it’s science. If you can’t question it, it’s propaganda”
Some people try to end an argument by simply stating, "It's science!" However, the science can be questioned. "If you cannot question it, it’s not science. It’s…
“If you can read the New York Times without moving your lips, you’re a communist”
"There is a contemporary US joke that a liberal is somebody who can read the New York Times without moving their lips" appears to have been cited in print in 1995 (if the Google Books…