“I love that ‘take out’ means food, dating, and murder”
The term "take out" can mean several things. This was posted on Twitter by Art, from Online on March 7, 2018: "I love that 'take out' means food, dating, and murder."…
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“I love that the mainstream media position is ‘yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s…’”
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was not punished for the many secretive and seemingly immoral and unethical things that it did in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s (such as political assassinations…
“I love the smell of don’t fuck with me in the morning”
"I love the smell of don't fuck with me in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love the smell of coffee in the morning" is the usual saying.…
“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it”
"I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it" (or "I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the…
“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. I also love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it”
"I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it" (or "I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the…
“I love the smell of possibility in the morning”
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a famous line in the film Apocalypse Now (1979). "I love the smell of possibility in the morning" is a saying that has been…
“I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning”
"I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person likes coffee in the morning.…
“I love the snow…until I have to shovel it”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
“I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying ‘yeah that was a weird time in my life’”
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
“I love to go to Washington—if only to be near my money”
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money" was said by the comedian and actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) in the late 1940s and was popularized in the Reader's Digest.…
“I love to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while at the store”
Many people make supermarket lists, and then forget to take these lists with them to the supermarket. "I like to make lists. I also like to leave them (laying) on the kitchen counter and then…
“I love to see ‘pan-fried’ on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe or a dolphin or something”
Many people believe that the term "pan-fried" is redundant. Where else would the food be fried? "'pan-fried' is a dreadfully redundant phrase... as opposed to 'fried…
“I love watching The History Channel. It’s my favorite past time”
The History Channel deals with a "past time," and watching it can be a favorite "pastime." This joke was posted on Twitter by 3AM on September 13, 2019, and on Reddit --…
“I love when my boss catches me doing work”
Employees often live in fear of when a boss catches them not doing work. "I love when my boss catches me doing work" is a jocular saying of the opposite situation. "Gotta love when…
“I love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with”
Many slices of carrot cake have a little carrot drawn into the icing on top. "I love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake…
“I love you a latte”
"I love you a latte" is a cute saying that has been printed on many gift items. "I love you a latte" is a valentine that was posted to alt.fan.tom-robbins in February 1997.…
“I love you a yacht” (“I love you a whole yacht”)
"I love you a lot," to a boat owner, might be "I love you a yacht." "I love you a yacht" (or "I love you a whole yacht") is a saying that has been printed on…
“I love you like milk loves cookies”
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
“I love you like the last slice of pizza”
"I love you like the last slice of pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Everyone wants to take that last slice of pizza, although politeness and courtesy often…
“I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats”
"I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. Many Asian-American restaurants have a "beckoning cat" figurine…