“Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees”
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
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“Frozen margaritas are just smoothies for Texans”
Frozen margaritas (or "margs") were invented in Texas, and they are still popular there. "Frozen margaritas are just smoothies for Texans" was posted on Twitter by Sorry,…
“Frozen margaritas are just Texas smoothies”
Frozen margaritas (or "margs") were invented in Texas, and they are still popular there. "Frozen margaritas are just smoothies for Texans" was posted on Twitter by Sorry,…
“Frozen yogurt is just hipster ice cream”
Frozen yogurt has been described as "hipster ice cream." "frozen yogurt is like hippie ice cream" was posted on Twitter by Ask(; on July 14, 2010. "Strawberry and green tea…
“Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere”
A "urinal cake" is not something that's eaten, but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Jeannette on January 20, 2011: "Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes…
“Fruit by the Foot must sound like a really gross candy to places that use the metric system”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Fruit by the FootFruit by the Foot is a fruit snack made by General Mills and distributed under the Betty Crocker brand. It was introduced in 1992 in North…
“Fruit is just tree eggs”
Fruit grows on trees, and many have called fruit "tree eggs." "Fruit is really just tree eggs" was posted on Twitter by David Wester on January 3, 2012. "If you think about…
“Fruit, like people, have bellybuttons where they were plucked”
The stem of a fruit has sometimes been compared to a human belly button. "Fruit and vegetables all have belly buttons" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 15, 2017.…
“Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That’s why they call it pro-deuce”
"Produce" sounds like "pro-deuce," and a pun is: "Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That's why they call it pro-deuce." "Deuce" means…
“Fruits are just plant ovaries”
Fruits are sometimes called "plant ovaries." "Botanically, grapes, blueberries, cranberries, kiwis and currants are all berries; they are single fruits derived from the plant's…
“Fruits are just tree eggs”
Fruit grows on trees, and many have called fruit "tree eggs." "Fruit is really just tree eggs" was posted on Twitter by David Wester on January 3, 2012. "If you think about…
“Frunk as duck”
"Frunk as duck" (a spoonerism for "drunk as fuck") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Frunk As Duck So drunk, you cnt even pronounce your words properly,…
“Frustration is knowing that the agenda is not hidden anymore and yet the sheep are still obeying”
"Frustration is knowing that the agenda is not hidden anymore and yet the sheep are still obeying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the COVID-19…
“Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“Fuck Texas”
"Fuck Texas" is not exactly original or inventive. It is, however, a popular t-shirt design on CafePress.com. People proudly wear t-shirts with curse words against Texas? Some consider…
“Fuck ups are easier to do than sit ups and push ups”
"I'm not good at push ups, pull ups, or sit ups. I'm pretty good at fuck ups though" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Im ok when it comes to sit…
“Fuck Y’all, I’m from Texas” (“Fuck You, I’m from Texas”)
"Fuck Y'all, I'm From Texas" is a t-shirt slogan that's been current since the 1980s. See also "Fuck Texas" and "Tuck Fexas." Funny T-ShirtOur orange…
“Fuckoffee—Slang used to to tell someone to go away, be quiet, or don’t ask me questions…”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Fudgitive—One who eats sweets secretly, without sharing”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
“Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…