Alphebetical for "f"
“Fresh Fish Sold Here” (signage joke)
An old story involves the owner of a fish store who painted a new sign, "Fresh Fish Sold Here." A friend objected to the word "here" -- where else was the fish being sold? The…
“Fresh pork and new wine kill a man before his time”
"Fresh pork and new wine kill a man before his time" is an old Spanish proverb; the pork can be cured and the wine can be aged to provide a better meal. The original Spanish proverb (with…
“Freshmen want to play, sophomores want to start, juniors want to score and seniors want to win”
A 2006 book about Notre Dame college football stated an uncredited adage: "Freshmen just want to play and earn a letter. Sophomores want to start. Juniors want to win. And seniors are…
“Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“Friday 101: Drink coffee and look busy when your boss walks by”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday 101: Drink coffee and look busy when your boss walks by”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from beating my coworkers”
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard" is a jocular one-line saying about Fridays that has been…
“Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Friday is my second favorite F word”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing coffee”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing tequila”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the beer”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine!”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…
“Friday must be a woman. It takes forever to come”
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly” is a jocular work saying. "Friday must be a woman. It takes forever to come" is a related saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever”
Friday the 13th is thought by many people to be unlucky, but it's still a Friday. "Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Friday: Golden child of the weekdays. Superhero of the workweek. Welcome wagon to the weekend”
"Friday: The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week" is a Friday saying that has been…
“Friday’s coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter”
"Friday's coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Weekend coffee is always sweeter" is a similar coffee…
“Fried catfish is the other white meat”
"The Other White Meat" is a promotion by the National Pork Producers, trademarked from November 1986. "Red meat" had received bad publicity in the 1980s, and chicken…