“French toast is regular toast that surrendered”

How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers.
 
“French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue” was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ Wᴏʀʟᴅ Niᴇʟsᴇɴ on April 19, 2011. “French toast is just like regular toast… but there’s a tongue in it” was posted on Facebook by The Sheriff on September 14, 2011. “RT @AmlanMohanty: French Toast is just regular toast with tongue - Eli Braden” was posted on X/Twitter by Gautam John on September 15, 2011. “@amrhsalem French toast is like regular toast, but you use your tongue” was posted on X/Twitter by Amr Hossam on December 6, 2011. This is a joke on the French kiss.
 
“French toast is regular toast that surrendered. Surrendered in deliciousness” was posted on X/Twitter by HappilyDad on August 21, 2013. “@AJslackie: French toast is regular toast that surrendered” was posted on X/Twitter by Mark Alousis on March 26, 2015. “French toast is just regular toast that surrendered” was posted on Facebook by Eddy Rey on June 26, 2015.
 
“@Home_Halfway: French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache” was posted on X/Twitter by Nicki Peppers ♒️ on November 13, 2013. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes, wears a beret, and has a tiny mustache. Get off your high horse, French toast” was posted on X/Twitter by Syke on November 13, 2013.
 
“French toast is just regular toast that says Ooh La La when dipped” was posted on X/Twitter by Claudia on March 2, 2024.
 
   
Wikipedia: French toast
French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights (of Windsor).
   
X/Twitter
Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ Wᴏʀʟᴅ Niᴇʟsᴇɴ
@SamuelLNielsen
French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue
10:42 PM · Apr 19, 2011
     
Facebook
The Sheriff
September 14, 2011 at 1:13 AM ·
French toast is just like regular toast… but there’s a tongue in it.
 
X/Twitter
Gautam John | https://lou.lt/@gkjohn
@gkjohn
French Fries, then? RT @AmlanMohanty: French Toast is just regular toast with tongue - Eli Braden
5:25 AM · Sep 15, 2011
   
X/Twitter
Amr Hossam
@AMRHOSAM
@amrhsalem French toast is like regular toast, but you use your tongue. :D #awesome #lol
8:43 AM · Dec 6, 2011
 
Facebook
Ryan Budds
February 21, 2012 at 10:31 AM ·
French toast is just regular toast made by an asshole.
     
X/Twitter
2 Wive Crew
@anfael_
@VOOOLN French toast is regular toast but with tongue
7:56 PM · Aug 27, 2012
   
Facebook
Michael Durant
September 1, 2012 at 12:46 PM ·
French toast is like regular toast, but with a tongue in it.
 
X/Twitter
😟
@jjjjjjjjjjjulia
French toast is just regular toast with a tongue in it
11:20 PM · Sep 1, 2012
 
Facebook
Kyle MacKinnon
September 1, 2012 at 5:10 PM ·
French toast is just like regular toast, but with more tongue.
   
X/Twitter
K. René
@Batgrl4
Mmm now I want french toast but the kind you eat 😊☺ RT @Kid_Inc: French toast is just regular toast but with a little tongue action…
2:31 PM · Sep 26, 2012
 
X/Twitter
vancitygirl604
@canadianpride86
French toast is regular toast served with a beret and a cigarette.
6:43 AM · Jan 8, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Ivana
@I_Blaze
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes & wears berets
@DJRogerGoode @diplo @JODYHiGHROLLER @guymccully1 @DJFreshSA @5FM
8:56 AM · Feb 25, 2013
     
X/Twitter
HappilyDad
@happily_dad
French toast is regular toast that surrendered.
Surrendered in deliciousness.
10:01 PM · Aug 21, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Nicki Peppers ♒️
@HERstory124
“@Home_Halfway: French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.” LOL!
5:13 PM · Nov 13, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Syke
@SykeOnAir
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes, wears a beret, and has a tiny mustache. Get off your high horse, French toast.
6:04 PM · Nov 13, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Tug Douglas
@_Potato_Senpai
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigs, has a tiny mustache, and surrenders.
6:05 PM · Nov 13, 2013
 
Facebook
Eric Aune
November 13, 2013 at 11:07 PM ·
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.
 
X/Twitter
Demi ⚜ Baxter
@_DemiBaxter_
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny moustache…..
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9:48 AM · Nov 16, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Reverend Scott
@Reverend_Scott
French Toast is just regular toast that doesn’t wear deodorant and acts like an asshole to Americans.
11:59 AM · Nov 23, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Scorpius Ryan
@scorpiusryan21
French toast is just regular toast but with a little extra tongue.
4:19 PM · Jan 29, 2014
     
X/Twitter
Fernanda Paredes
@Ferwuacha
French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it http://cristina.posttwit.info/christa
3:24 AM · Mar 15, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Karo Plume
@KaroDspn
“@BiIIMurray: French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.”
3:21 PM · Dec 18, 2014
   
X/Twitter
darkwise
@darkwise
French toast is just regular toast that only bathes once a week.
1:52 PM · Mar 16, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Mark Alousis
@designjunkies09
😝”@AJslackie: French toast is regular toast that surrendered.”
2:29 PM · Mar 26, 2015 from Toronto, Ontario
   
Facebook
Eddy Rey
June 26, 2015 at 2:18 PM ·
French toast is just regular toast that surrendered.
 
Facebook
Stephen Ray Scott
June 26, 2015 at 10:14 PM ·
French toast is regular toast that surrendered.
 
X/Twitter
Keith Mcilwain
@KeithMcilwain
French toast is just regular toast that surrendered. #fb
8:11 AM · Sep 23, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Coach Brad
@RealCoachBrad
French toast is just regular toast that surrendered
1:17 PM · Sep 24, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Rick Higbee
@TheHigbee
French toast is just regular toast that has surrendered.
3:33 PM · Sep 25, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Eden Dranger
@Eden_Eats
French toast is just regular toast but with more tongue.
4:37 PM · Jul 30, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Peter Mor-n
@Impetermoran
French toast is just regular toast but with tongue
7:40 PM · Oct 28, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Michael P Spradlin
@MSpradlinAuthor
French toast is just regular toast that has surrendered.
7:04 PM · Jan 2, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Mᴀʏᴀ
@MayaIsLoading
French toast is just regular toast but you have to lick it first.
6:22 AM · Jan 19, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Scott Gragg
@scottgragg
French toast is just regular toast with tongue.
10:32 PM · Sep 26, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Claudia
@ccanton2
French toast is just regular toast that says Ooh La La when dipped.
7:30 AM · Mar 2, 2024