“For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV”
"As Seen on TV" is a popular advertising catchphrase. A joke about this is: "For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV." "Dust - as seen on TV." was posted on…
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“For Sale: Broken Quiz Machine. No questions asked”
Quiz machines (commercial coin-operated video quiz games) have been installed in pubs in the United Kingdom since the 1980s. "RT @thekeithchegwin: Broken Quiz Machine for sale - No questions…
“For Sale: My White Privilege Card…” (joke)
"For Sale: My White Privileged Card" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke implies that being white doesn't come with the privileges that many people believe that…
“For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ in the office” (joke)
"I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11,…
“For the amount of meat you get out of crawfish I feel like we could just leave em alone”
Some seafood has so little meat that it's hardly worth the effort to catch and cook. "Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them" was posted…
“For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped” (Thanksgiving poem)
A Thanksgiving poem beginning "For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped..." has been cited in print since at least 1884, when it was credited to Harper's Weekly. 21…
“For the love of Mike”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "For the love of Pete" ("for Pete's sake") is a similar saying. (Oxford English Dictionary)love, n.colloq. for the love of Mike [probably showing…
“For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the same family?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many home quarantines. Many family members got tired of seeing each other. "For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the…
“For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Forbidden fruit creates many jams”
"Forbidden fruit" refers to the biblical story of Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams" has been a roadside…
“Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. People with glasses and a Face mask experienced fog. "Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?…
“Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions”
"Forecast for tonight: alcohol, low standards and poor decisions" is a jocular saying (usually for a Friday or Saturday night) that has been printed on many images. "found a new…
“Forecheck, backcheck, paycheck” (three most important elements of pro hockey)
In December 1982, Buffalo Sabres center Gil Perreault named the three most important aspects of pro hockey: "Forecheck, backcheck, paycheck." Perreault's remark became a classical…
“Foreign aid is a euphemism for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Foreign aid is a fancy name for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Foreign aid is code for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Foreign aid is just another term for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Foreign aid is money transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries”
The Foreign Minister of the Netherlands said this about foreign aid in Hamburg's Der Spiegel magazine in 1969: "That's what poor people in rich countries pay to the rich people in…
“Foreign aid is the politically correct term for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Forensics is ten” (jocular definition)
"Forensics" sounds like "four and six," and there are jokes. "Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)" is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup…