“Baguettes are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
Alphebetical for "b"
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked in the cake” (built into the price or system)
"Baked in(to) the cake" means that the expected future of a stock, for example, is reflected in (or "factored in") its current price. If a company is projected to be successful,…
“Baking cakes can be considered math, science or art”
"Cooking is an art, baking is a science” is an old saying, with many variations. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created many confusing regulations. Adley Stump, of The Adley Show on…
“Baking cakes can be considered math, science or art” (for homeschooling)
"Cooking is an art, baking is a science” is an old saying, with many variations. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created many confusing regulations. Adley Stump, of The Adley Show on…
“Baking is mostly just gluing broken plants back together with eggs”
A definition of baking was posted on Reddit -- SHowerthoughts on April 2, 2019: "Baking is mostly just gluing broken plants back together with eggs." “Cooking is an art, baking is a…
“Baklava implies the existence of bakmagma”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“Baklava is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“Bald eagle farts smell like freedom”
"Bald eagle farts. Smells like freedom" (or "Bald eagle farts smell like freedom") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The bald eagle is the national…
“Bald eagle farts. Smells like freedom”
"Bald eagle farts. Smells like freedom" (or "Bald eagle farts smell like freedom") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The bald eagle is the national…
“Ball is life”
"Ball is life" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying "ball is life" is a reverse of the older saying, "life is a ball." The "ball"…
“Ballantine Blast” (Ballantine Beer)
Ballantine Beer sponsored the New York Yankees baseball broadcasts. Yankees announcer Mel Allen coined the term "Ballantine Blast." It remains a memorable commercial sports promotional…
“Ballers want to be rappers, and rappers want to be ballers” (sports adage)
Music and sports intersected so often in the late 1990s and early 2000s that it was often said that "ballers want to be rappers, and rappers want to be ballers." The term…
“Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!”
"Make America Great Again" is a political slogal that was used by Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) in the 1980s. American businessman and politician Donald Trump used the slogan since at least…
“Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!”
"Make America Great Again" is a political slogal that was used by Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) in the 1980s. American businessman and politician Donald Trump used the slogan since at least…
“Banana bread is technically fruitcake”
A banana is a fruit, so some people have argued that banana bread is technically fruitcake. "Banana bread is just fruitcake with better fruit" was posted on Twitter by Tim McMackin on…
“Banana nut bread? I didn’t know bananas could do that!”
"Banana nut bread/muffin" means a bread/muffin with bananas and nuts. "Nut" is not a verb (or a noun meaning a man's sexual genitalia), but there are jokes. "I…