“Bacon and eggs walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One popular bar joke is: "Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says,…
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“Bacon bits are essentially pig sprinkles”
"How come bacon bits aren't called pig sprinkles?" was asked on Twitter on May 7, 2013. "Lunch table conversation- what would you call bacon bits used on ice cream? Pig…
“Bacon is 73% fat and very salty. Me too, bacon. Me too”
"Bacon is 73% fat and very salty. Me too, bacon. Me too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Bacon is 73% fat and very salty. Me too, bacon. Me too" was…
“Bacon is healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Bacon is meat candy”
"Bacon is meat candy" is a saying that has been printed on many T-shirts. Rocco Loosbrock of BaconFreak.com trademarked the saying with a date of first use of March 1, 2007; the trademark…
“Bacon is red. Bacon is rough. One strip of bacon is never enough”
"Bacon is red. Bacon is rough. One strip of bacon is never enough" is a poem that has been printed on many images. The poem follows the "Roses Are Red" meme. "'Bacon…
“Bacon is the candy of meat”
"Bacon is meat candy" is a jocular description that has been cited in print since at least 2005. "Bacon: candy of meats" was cited on Twitter on May 21, 2007. "Bacon would…
“Bacon is the duct tape of food”
"Bacon is the duct tape of food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Bacon can get wrapped around other foods and "fixes" them. "BACON is the duct tape of…
“Bacon Mac ‘n’ Cheese is basically just trashy Carbonara”
"Bacon mac 'n' cheese" has been called a "sad Carbonara" or a "trash(y) Carbonara." "I found that adding bacon bits to microwavable, gluten-free…
“Bacon makes it better” (“Bacon makes everything better”)
Bacon-mania hit in the 2000s with cookbooks, new products, and essential slogans. In 1980, the Burger Chef restaurant chain advertised: "The chicken makes it good. The bacon makes it better.…
“Bacon Strip” District
A "bacon strip district" is an electoral district like the one in the Rio Grande Valley (25th Congressional District) that's long and thin and can go on for hundreds of miles. The…
“Bacteria multiply when they divide”
"Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It 'multiplies' when it 'divides' #OMGFacts" was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. "Bacteria multiply when…
“Bacteria: rear entrance to a cafeteria”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterSamurai Noetic.@SupremeGREAMBacteria. The rear entrance to a cafeteria.11:59 PM · Dec 31, 2016·Twitter Web App Reddit -- TaglinesPosted by u/tagline_bot March 13,…
“Bad companies make for good trades” (Wall Street adage)
A February 2012 financial article states that there is a stock market adage of "bad companies make for good trades." That is, a company might experience hard times and go down…
“Bad handwriting is actually a security feature”
Many people have bad handwriting, and only they can read it. "My bad handwriting is a security feature, not a bug" was posted on Twitter by J.G.Montoya.Hodl on July 14, 2019. "Having…
“Bad kicking is bad football” (Australian rules football adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksThe Full Points Footy Encyclopedia Of Australian Football Clubs Volume TwoBy John DevaneyLondon (?): Full Point Publications2009Pg. 120:If ever the old adage…
“Bad numbers are harder to add up than good ones” (accounting adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. ARmy Rumour SErvice (ARRSE)Blogg10-08-2007, 14:22 Re: Is a global recession on the way? Ah, there is an old saying:Bad numbers are harder to add up than good ones.…
“Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who don’t vote”
"Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who don't vote" has been attributed to drama critic George Jean Nathan (1882-1958), but there's no evidence that he said it first…
“Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“Bad Salad: Sad Ballad” (spoonerism)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…