“Bagels are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called “bread jerky.”
“Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin’ toast” was posted on Twitter by meenus pete on May 16, 2009. “did you ever realize toast is just bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by rapunzel on December 30, 2012. “If you think about it, toast is just bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by elorraine01 on December 10, 2013. “Toast is bread jerky” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on June 1, 2016.
“Mari is making me eat a slice of bad pizza. Well, the sauce is good. The crust is like bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by Melissa Chang on September 22, 2009. “Crust has a tough resilience like jerky. It’s bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Solis: Das Würfelspiel on June 19, 2014. “Crust is just bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by KC KUNTA on July 12, 2017. “Pizza crust, in the grand scheme of things, is just bread jerky” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 17, 2017. “Pizza crust is bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by corinntine on September 14, 2019. “Pizza crust is like bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by bkblocka.chan on September 8, 2021.
“The bottom of a baguette is like Bread Jerky” was posted on Twitter by RetroKryptonite on March 20, 2013. “‘I like to refer to baguettes as ‘bread jerky.’ It takes some real torque to pull those things apart.’ - @traviseades” was posted on Twitter by Ryan Phipps on November 23, 2015. “baguettes are just american bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by spam on May 24, 2018. “Baguettes are just bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by JustACryolophosaurus🐮🦕🐋🦃🐉 on June 23, 2018. “Baguettes are just bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by Coaching Search Chug™️ on April 18, 2021.
“Bagels = bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by Justin on January 24, 2014. “Bagels are ‘bread jerky’” was posted on Twitter by Nikki Cousins on December 12, 2014. “Bagels are bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by ⚡Kevlar B Lightning⚡ on November 9, 2015.
“Croutons are bread-jerky…” was posted on Twitter by Rachel Green’s nipples on March 2, 2014. “Croutons are just bread jerky #woah” was posted on Twitter by Dessa on June 16, 2015. “Croutons are just bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by hipstermermaid on May 24, 2016. “Croutons are just bread jerky” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 27, 2017.
“‘Holy cow it just occured to me that crackers are bread jerky’ - @AchtungFrancis” was posted on Twitter by “amazing ‘summer livin’ larry” on January 11, 2015. “Crackers are just bread jerky. #HomeTruths” was posted on Twitter by TJ Richards on June 3, 2015. “Crackers are bread jerky” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 6, 2016. “Crackers are just bread jerky” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on May 7, 2018.
“RT @TiricoHairline: My son just called olive garden breadsticks bread jerky” was posted on Twitter by Don P 🧀 on August 7, 2016. “Pizza Hut breadsticks are the equivalent of bread jerky but not even good jerky. Trash, off brand, jerkey” was posted on Twitter by Ryan on November 3, 2017. “olive garden bread sticks are like bread jerky. def the last on the totem pole” was posted on Twitter by megs on January 4, 2019.
Wikipedia: Jerky
Jerky is lean trimmed meat that has been cut into strips and dried (dehydrated) to prevent spoilage. Normally, this drying includes the addition of salt to prevent bacteria growth before the meat has finished the dehydrating process. The word “jerky” derives from the Quechua word ch’arki which means “dried, salted meat”. All that is needed to produce basic “jerky” is a low-temperature drying method, and salt to inhibit bacterial growth.
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meenus pete
@yeti_detective
Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin’ toast.
12:46 AM · May 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Melissa Chang
@Melissa808
Mari is making me eat a slice of bad pizza. Well, the sauce is good. The crust is like bread jerky. Bleah
3:00 AM · Sep 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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rapunzel
@xodaniellabella
did you ever realize toast is just bread jerky
10:30 PM · Dec 30, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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RetroKryptonite ☧🇻🇦
@RetroKryptonite
The bottom of a baguette is like Bread Jerky.
1:05 PM · Mar 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Spirit of the Wild
@gbpbob13
So Pita Bread is like Bread Jerky?
1:26 AM · Aug 11, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Nikki Thomas
@nikkitradio
Ciabatta bread…is basically…bread jerky?
1:21 AM · Sep 4, 2013·Facebook
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Nick Nelson
@thenicknelson
Is Melba toast bread jerky?
3:03 PM · Nov 30, 2013·Hootsuite
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elorraine01
@elorraine01
If you think about it, toast is just bread jerky.
2:04 PM · Dec 10, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Justin
@JustinKirby
Bagels = bread jerky.
8:18 AM · Jan 24, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Rachel Green’s nipples
@UGN_Kelly
Croutons are bread-jerky…
8:28 PM · Mar 2, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Thomas Newman
@ThomasNewman
Bagels=bread jerky
9:16 AM · Mar 18, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Daniel Solis: Das Würfelspiel
@DanielSolis
You guys, crackers are not a crust substitute. Crust has a tough resilience like jerky. It’s bread jerky.
10:43 AM · Jun 19, 2014·Twitter for iPad
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Nikki Cousins
@NikkiCousins1
Bagels are “bread jerky”.
10:09 AM · Dec 12, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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amazing “summer livin” larry
@AnnaKoochairuh
“Holy cow it just occured to me that crackers are bread jerky” - @AchtungFrancis ..what haVE YOU DONE
8:08 PM · Jan 11, 2015·Mobile Web (M2)
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Stephen Clark
@Stephen_J_Clark
Day Old Bagel = Bread Jerky.
7:26 AM · Feb 6, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Rachael
@Rachael__Keller
Bread jerky = crouton
9:51 PM · Mar 4, 2015 from Wisconsin, USA·Twitter for Android
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Chris Wilke
@ChrisWilke11
Toast should be called bread jerky
9:46 AM · Apr 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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TJ Richards 🎙🤓🎧🎮🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@TJRichardsAudio
Crackers are just bread jerky. #HomeTruths
2:12 AM · Jun 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Dessa
@DessaRain2
Croutons are just bread jerky #woah
11:39 PM · Jun 16, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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plsfeedtheplants
@jeffsendejar
When you think about it, toast is pretty much bread jerky.
12:33 PM · Jul 7, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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ice queen baby thot
@ShakaLambeau
ProTip- Leftover pizza crusts are best saved as like, bread jerky or something
11:48 AM · Aug 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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⚡Kevlar B Lightning⚡
@Kevlar_Bitch
Bagels are bread jerky.
1:44 AM · Nov 9, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Ryan Phipps
@ryan_phipps
“I like to refer to baguettes as ‘bread jerky.’ It takes some real torque to pull those things apart.” - @traviseades
#TrueWisdom
11:45 AM · Nov 23, 2015 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter Web Client
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Dessa
@DessaRain2
Replying to @Hallow_Willow
@kellyhowell12 Also croutons and crackers are just bread jerky. I realized this yesterday
11:59 PM · Dec 19, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Hanna
@hanna_82_A
“Croutons are basically just bread jerky” -Luke
8:22 PM · Feb 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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expert tong work
@unbansogos
Croutons are just garlic bread jerky
3:48 PM · Apr 5, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Steve Drees
@stevedrees
Toast is Bread Jerky.
12:07 AM · May 1, 2016·Twitter for Android
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hipstermermaid
@hipstermermaid
Croutons are just bread jerky.
10:37 PM · May 24, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/bobthetechguy June 1, 2016
Toast is bread jerky..
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Don P 🧀
@DonP757
RT @TiricoHairline: My son just called olive garden breadsticks bread jerky.
6:52 PM · Aug 7, 2016·Echofon
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TJ Richards 🎙🤓🎧🎮🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@TJRichardsAudio
Deep thought of the day:
Crackers are bread jerky.
...
4:48 PM · Sep 5, 2016·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Benfranklinballs November 6, 2016
Crackers are bread jerky
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KC KUNTA
@KC_KUNTA
Crust is just bread jerky
2:49 AM · Jul 12, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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natile
@natalafunkus
“bagels are bread jerky”
12:03 PM · Sep 13, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/tjm14 September 17, 2017
Pizza crust, in the grand scheme of things, is just bread jerky.
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Tommy “Thom” Lynch
@tommylunch
Business idea: invent bread that’s all crust. I’ll call it “Bread Jerky”.
8:29 PM · Sep 21, 2017·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Kaostick October 27, 2017
Croutons are just bread jerky.
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Ryan
@ryan_stuck
Pizza Hut breadsticks are the equivalent of bread jerky but not even good jerky. Trash, off brand, jerkey.
12:10 PM · Nov 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/travelingonbudget January 8, 2018
Croutons are bread jerky
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD April 27, 2018
Croutons are basically bread jerky
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/btkw24 May 7, 2018
Crackers are just bread jerky
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Green Men
@GreenMenGCVI
Crackers are just bread jerky.
10:05 AM · May 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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spam
@spampark_
baguettes are just american bread jerky
11:44 PM · May 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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JustACryolophosaurus🐮🦕🐋🦃🐉
@JustACryo
Baguettes are just bread jerky.
7:50 PM · Jun 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Tommy J Maxfield
@TommyJMaxfield
Does it make it OK to eat two-day-old Hotbox breadsticks if I refer them as “bread jerky?”
9:39 AM · Jul 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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JustACryolophosaurus🐮🦕🐋🦃🐉
@JustACryo
Baguette piece = bread jerky
Whole baguette = bread ball bat
8:00 PM · Aug 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Stinzy 🏳️🌈💙
@Stinzy_
What kind of heathen refers to bread jerky as “bread sticks”?
12:27 AM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Conan “Mike” The Barbarian
@TexasVulture
Replying to @kebejay
Bagels are bread jerky.
Jerky is awesome.
Bread Jerky should be abolished.
6:02 PM · Oct 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
Croutons are basically bread jerky.
12:53 AM · Dec 5, 2018·TweetCaster for Android
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megs
@_itsmegsy0_
Replying to @slasherlynne
olive garden bread sticks are like bread jerky. def the last on the totem pole.
8:04 PM · Jan 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Tiger Durden
@RummaTumTums
Crackers are bread jerky
8:29 AM · Apr 24, 2019·Twitter Web App
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corinntine
@corinthians_666
Pizza crust is bread jerky
7:27 PM · Sep 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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reiko!! 💜✨
@JellybeanJas
crackers are just bread jerky
5:54 PM · Jul 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
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amy whinehouse
@kaseyd_
“Baguette crust is just bread jerky” name that friend
3:06 PM · Oct 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Coaching Search Chug™️
@Chuggernaut6
Baguettes are just bread jerky. 👎🏼
1:51 PM · Apr 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Sam
@Sam15116695
Stale pizza crust is just bread jerky
12:24 PM · May 5, 2021·Twitter for Android
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bkblocka.chan
@bkblocka
Pizza crust is like bread jerky 🤌🏼
1:55 PM · Sep 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/grabass_akimbo June 30, 2022
Croutons are bread jerky