“Anyone can use my French Revolution joke. It’s royalty free”
The French Revolution deposed of royalty. "You can use my French Revolution joke. It's royalty free" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 31, 2021. "Anyone can use my French…
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“Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold…”
"Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold in the 10 seconds you haven’t been there" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Many people…
“Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 7 months…
“Anyone else need their money facing the same way, right side up to prevent the world from exploding?”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?”
Fat people open the refrigerator a lot. "#YouKnowYourFat when u get a tan from the light in ure fridge" was posted on Twitter by Michael a.k.a The Malt Slut on December 22, 2009. "I…
“Anyone else think Pokémon characters Koffing and Weezing look similar to the Coronavirus?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
“Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon?” (quarantine joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people stayed at home and didn't drive their cars. "Anyone else getting two weeks to the gallon out of their car lately...…
“Anyone fell in love with me yet or do I gotta keep posting memes”
Many people who post memes on social media want to be liked. "Anyone fell in love with me yet or do I gotta keep posting memes" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Irregular Mom…
“Anyone know how much vodka goes in the mashed potatoes?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes in the mashed potatoes?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka is usually made with the liquid from potatoes or cereal grains.…
“Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Can someone tell me how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs again, I…
“Anyone know what whiskey barrels are made of? Casking for a friend”
"Asking for a friend is sometimes given the alcoholic version of "casking for a friend." "What's the proper way to ferment wine? Casking for a friend" was posted on…
“Anyone on their way to work with a hot drink automatically look like they have their whole life sorted out”
Many people confidently come to work with a hot drink (usually coffee). This was posted on X/Twitter by Liyyah on November 18, 2021, and received almost 10,000 likes: "Anyone on their way to…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
“Anyone who believes in exponential growth in a finite world is either a madman or an economist”
“Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist" is a quote that has been credited in 1973 to English-born American economist…
“Anyone who can’t get drunk by midnight ain’t tryin’” (Toots Shor)
Toots Shor (1903-1977) ran a restaurant/saloon that was popular with New York City sports and entertainment figures. In February 1945, the city started a midnight curfew for serving drinks. Shor…
“Anyone who ever worked at Twitter is now either an ex-employee or an X employee”
"Twitter" was renamed "X" in July 2023. "I don't want to be one of the employees for this website. Because you never know if you are an ex-employee or an x employee…
“Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist should have his head examined”
Polish-American movie producer Samuel Goldwyn (1879-1974) was known for his malapropisms, or "Goldwynisms." Syndicated Hollywood columnist reported in June 1948: "Stop me if…
“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination”
"Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters, where it is almost always credited to Irish author and…
“Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker”
"Off his rocker" (meaning a crazy person) sounds like "office rocker." "My boss traded in his desk chair for a recliner & became addicted to playing 'Guitar…