What's harder -- to make an audience laugh or to make them cry? The classic answer is that comedy is harder because even an onion can make someone cry, but there is no vegetable that can make…
"An opinion without 3.14 is (just) an onion" is a math joke that has been printed on many images. The word "opinion" has "pi" in it. "'An OPINION without…
"An optimist is a person who has no trouble seeing the bright side of your problems" was printed in the Green Bay (WI) Press-Gazette on June 25, 1983, by American humor columnist Doug…
Chicago (IL) Sun-Times columnist Irv Kupcinet (1912-2003) is often credited with this seasonal quotation, from Kup's Column: "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving…
"An optimist laughs to forget and a pessimist forgets to laugh" was cited in print in an American newspaper from July 1922. No author was credited. "The optimist laughs to forget,…
American columnist Bill Vaughan (1915-1977), writing in the column "Senator Soaper Says," said this on December 31, 1963: "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in;…
"An ounce of behavior is worth a pound of words" is an acting adage that has been printed on many images. The saying is credited to acting teacher Sanford Meisner (1905-1997). "An…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An Oxford comma version is: "An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An oxymoron version is: "An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was…
“So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor” This joke has been cited in print since at least December 2010 and became…
“So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor” This joke has been cited in print since at least December 2010 and became…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes involving SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes involving SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Jeff Cooper John Dean "Jeff" Cooper (May 10, 1920 – September 25, 2006) was a United States Marine, the creator of a "modern technique" of…
"An unemployed jester is nobody's fool" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. American actor, singer, dancer and comedian Danny Kaye (1911-1987) sang in the movie…
"The best description of 'utter waste' would be a busload of lawyers to go over a cliff with three empty seats" was said by Lamar Hunt, owner of football's Kansas City…
A medical joke about an X-ray technician is: "Did you hear about the X-ray technician who married one of his patients? Everybody wondered what he saw in her." A form of the joke has been…
"Analogy is not the study of buttholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some people assume this, from the "anal" in "analogy." "Turns…
"Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Roderick T. Long, a philosophy professor at Auburn…
"Anarchism/Anarchy is the revolutionary idea that no one is more qualified than you are to decide what your life will be" is a political saying that has been printed on many images.…