“I don’t care what day it is. It’s early… I’m grumpy… I want coffee”
"I don't care what day it is. It's early... I'm grumpy... I want coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually applies to a Saturday morning…
“My wife asked me what the female version of the ‘man cave’ was. I told her the kitchen”
What's the female version of a man cave? The answer of "kitchen" might get one in trouble. "The same neanderthals that came up with the term 'man cave' probably think…
“Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of pattern recognition”
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!”
"Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off... I ain't working twice!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.…
“The female equivalent of the man cave is the kitchen”
What's the female version of a man cave? The answer of "kitchen" might get one in trouble. "The same neanderthals that came up with the term 'man cave' probably think…
“I can always remove my tin foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?”
"I can (always) remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, people who did…
“The only bottomless brunch I’ve had is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“Bleecker Street is not located midway between Bleeck Street and Bleeckest Street”
Bleecker Street, in Manhattan, is named after the Bleecker family that once had a farm there. There is no Bleeck Street or Bleeckest Street, but there are jokes. "NYC tip: It turns out that…
“2-step verification implies the existence of cha cha verification”
Sometimes authentication/verification involves several steps, such as "two-factor authentication" or "2-step verification." This has nothing to do with the "two-step"…
“The term ‘street tacos’ implies the existence of park, vert, slalom, and downhill tacos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“Street tacos implies the existence of boulevard burritos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“Street tacos imply the existence of ballroom tacos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“The term ‘street tacos’ implies the existence of off-road tacos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“A highway to hell implies the existence of public transportation to heaven”
The Australian rock band AC/DC's song "Highway to Hell," from the 1979 album of the same name, popularized this term. A joke was posted on Twitter by Carlos Greaves on October 6,…
“The term ‘street tacos’ infers the existence of ‘sidewalk tacos’”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“Black people don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until the food is ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“The difference between coffee and your opinion is that coffee doesn’t make me want to punch you”
"The difference between coffee and your opinion is that coffee doesn't make me want to punch you in the face" was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on January 17, 2020.…
“Black people don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until 4 o’clock”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woo Hoo!’ for Friday”
"Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my 'Woo Hoo!' for Friday" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. "off to work -- woo hoo for Friday!" was…
“On Thanksgiving black ppl don’t eat breakfast. We starve until da food ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…