“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a meme”
"Be the reason why someone gets mad over a (fucking) meme" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme" (shown…
“It’s not that I can’t speak until I’ve had my coffee. It’s just that my words are buffering…”
"It's not that I can't speak until I've had my coffee. It's just that my words are buffering while the caffeine loads" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Monday. You. Bastard.”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Restaurants omit pants in ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ because they serve bottomless brunch”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“We are not conspiracy theorists. You are just a blind fool”
"We are not conspiracy theorists. You are just a blind fool" is a saying that has appeared on a meme since September 2022. America's Best Pics &…
“Hello, Monday, you bastard”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“We don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until the food is ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“If you forget the rules of chess, don’t worry… you’re allowed to check”
"If you forget the rules of Chess don't worry... you're allowed to check" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 26, 2019. "If you ever forget the rules of chess,…
“I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you’re in a good mood for like 32 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion..”
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian, and author Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1726/27) has nothing to do with Fig Newton cookies, but there are jokes. "Newton taught…
“I can remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?”
"I can (always) remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, people who did…
“I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I’m in a good mood for about 27 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Give him someone else’s fish and he’ll vote for you”
Entry in progress -- BP “Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; give a man a welfare check and he’ll vote for a Democrat” is a related saying. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a…
“I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I’m in a good mood for about 30 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones”
"Great minds think alike" is an old proverb. "Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ah, well great…
“I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I’m in a good mood for approximately 34 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid minds”
"Great minds think alike" is an old proverb. "Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ah, well great…
“Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition”
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“My bills ain’t even bills no more. They grown. I call them Williams”
"My bills ain't even bills no more. They grown, I call them Williams" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of…