“What do you call hierophant vaccimulgence?”/“Pastorized milk.”
“Pasteurized milk” has nothing to do with pastors, but there are jokes.
“Pastorised Milk #Religiousfoods” was posted on Twitter by Marc Lemezma on November 23, 2009. “#religiousproducts Pastorised Milk” was posted on Twitter by Hugh MlLLER on August 25, 2010. “Pastorized Milk #religiousfood” was posted on Twitter by Mimi on June 19, 2012. “Pastorized milk #ChurchFoods” was posted on Twitter by David Davidson on July 22, 2022.
“What do you call hierophant vaccimulgence? Pastorized Milk #lqw (inspired by @navinsasikumar)” was posted on Twitter by limping on June 14, 2010. (“Vaccimulgence” means the milking of cows.) “Does the minister’s cow produce pastorized milk?” was posted on Twitter by Jean duPlessis on December 4, 2011. “Does the minister’s cow produce pastorized milk?” was posted on Twitter by M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™ on December 12, 2012. “Would a cow owned by a priest produce pastorized milk?” was posted on Twitter by Prabhjot Jolly on November 17, 2015.
“‘Holy Cow’ ~ Where Pastorised Milk comes from” was posted on Twitter by Ponyboy & Blaze on January 21, 2017. “Do holy cows give pastorized milk?” was posted on Twitter by IAM Policy Wonk on November 20, 2019. “What do you call the milk from a Christened cow? Pastorised milk” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 22, 2022.
Wikipedia: Pasteurization
Pasteurization or pasteurisation is a process in which packaged and non-packaged foods (such as milk and fruit juices) are treated with mild heat, usually to less than 100 °C (212 °F), to eliminate pathogens and extend shelf life. The process is intended to destroy or deactivate organisms and enzymes that contribute to spoilage or risk of disease, including vegetative bacteria, but most bacterial spores survive the process.
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Marc Lemezma
@lemezma
Pastorised Milk #Religiousfoods
9:09 AM · Nov 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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limping
@deltawave98
What do you call hierophant vaccimulgence? Pastorized Milk #lqw (inspired by @navinsasikumar)
11:25 AM · Jun 14, 2010·TweetDeck
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Hugh MlLLER
@ShugNiggurath
#religiousproducts Pastorised Milk
6:17 PM · Aug 25, 2010·TweetDeck
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Tom Nash
@nashtom
Just as water is only holy when blessed by a priest, it takes a vicar to make pastorised milk. #funfakefactfriday
10:25 AM · Oct 1, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Jolly318
@Je11y318
#religiousfood pastorised milk
5:53 PM · Jan 17, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Yafesi Musoke
@Yafesi_Musoke
Took a cow to church. Did NOT get pastorized milk. Went back home. How was your day?
12:49 PM · Nov 16, 2011·Mobile Web
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Jean duPlessis
@wayistcoach
Does the minister’s cow produce pastorized milk?
4:10 AM · Dec 4, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Mimi
@mimetska
Pastorized Milk #religiousfood
6:23 PM · Jun 19, 2012·Twitter for Android
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David Davidson
@rockskimmer
Pastorized milk #ChurchFoods
11:00 PM · Jul 22, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill
Does the minister’s cow produce pastorized milk?
5:32 PM · Dec 12, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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James Brown
@Brownj2r
what do you call a glass of milk that is in a church? pastorized milk.
1:12 AM · Dec 31, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Trivial_Hirsute
@Martinquinn66
#ReligiousFood Pastorised milk
10:47 AM · Mar 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Josh Payton
@jpay
I’m going to start a religious dairy company called Pastorized Milk. #FlimsyBusinessIdeas
10:27 AM · May 12, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Aniruddha Sen Gupta
@anniesen
Apnapun#72-16: A clergyman replaced the wine given to the kids in his congregation with milk that he blessed. He called it pastorised milk.
11:44 PM · May 27, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Brandon Quach
@BigBossQuach
Fact: Christians only drink pastorized milk. AYOO
9:20 PM · Jun 20, 2014·Twitter for Android
Chuck Boyle
@boyledad
Pastorized milk comes from cows blessed by a preacher.
7:14 PM · Aug 4, 2014·Plume for Android
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Memorable Handle
@thatstageinlife
Pastorized Milk #ChurchFood
12:22 PM · Aug 23, 2014·Mobile Web (M2)
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Goldishocks
@Goldishocks
Pastorised milk, straight from the holy cow.
5:00 AM · Nov 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Michael Philippides
@haloshoxe
Pastorized Milk
#ChurchifyAFood
3:09 PM · Dec 2, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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george mulrooney
@maliceous
#ChurchifyAFood Pastorised Milk
4:03 PM · Dec 2, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Prabhjot Jolly
@prabhjotjolly
Would a cow owned by a priest produce pastorized milk?
2:11 AM · Nov 17, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Ponyboy & Blaze
@TrentsNutmeg
‘Holy Cow’
~ Where Pastorised Milk comes from.
8:33 PM · Jan 21, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] July 5, 2018
What do you call milk that has been blessed?
Pastorized milk.
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hEEHEElena
@ethereal_azon
there’s holy water, then there’s pastorized milk
9:20 PM · May 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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IAM Policy Wonk
@arensb
Do holy cows give pastorized milk?
#DadJokes
11:28 AM · Nov 20, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Badass Dad 🚬 🍺
@Badass_Superdad
Someone asked me this on WA 😂
“If a pastor blesses a milk packet , will it become a pastorised milk? ”
Will it ? 🤔
11:50 AM · Jan 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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garnet 🦥 ROLLERCOASTER SOTY
@xx_lastdanceYH
Is Pastorized milk like Holy Water for cows?
3:42 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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amn
@neandersaul
Milk a holy cow get pastorised milk
12:55 AM · Jul 31, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Archie-medes Shrew.
@trojanrabbit64
Pastorised Milk.
#religousfood
5:27 PM · Aug 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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🥢 よnathan 🎃
@ionathanch
holy water. pastorized milk
8:27 PM · Oct 16, 2022·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/lover_boombastic November 22, 2022
What do you call the milk from a Christened cow?
Pastorised milk.