Vaxxecution (vaccination + execution)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines, and many people believed that these vaccines were unsafe. The portmanteau words "vaxxecute" (vaccinate + execute) and…
“Coffee is an essential part of my ‘responsible grown up’ disguise”
"Coffee is an essential part of my 'responsible grown up' disguise" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Sweatpants…
“If medicine worked, you wouldn’t need to refill your prescription”
"If medicine worked, you wouldn't need to refill your prescription" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the pharmaceutical industry doesn't…
“Make sure you are happy in real life, not just on social media”
"Make sure you're happy in real life, not just for the internet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make sure you're happy in real life not just for the…
“Make sure you’re happy in real life, not just for social media”
"Make sure you're happy in real life, not just for the internet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make sure you're happy in real life not just for the…
“Make sure you’re happy in real life, not just for the internet”
"Make sure you're happy in real life, not just for the internet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make sure you're happy in real life not just for the…
“This year instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“Only thing left on my debit card is my name and expiration date”
"Only thing left on my debit card is my name and expiration date" -- that is to say, I have no money -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Only thing left on…
“This Christmas instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. "surround yourself with pizza not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with coffee not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Footballers spend 90 min. pretending to be hurt. Rugby players spend 80 min. pretending not to be”
"Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're injured. Rugby players spend 80 minutes pretending they're not" (or "Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured.…
“Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured. Rugby: 80 minutes of pretending you are not”
"Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're injured. Rugby players spend 80 minutes pretending they're not" (or "Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured.…
“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper and jingle bell scissors”
"Jingle Bell Rock" (1957) is a rock and roll Christmas song, performed by Bobby Helms (1933-1997). It has nothing to do with "rock paper scissors," but there are jokes.…
“When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need”
"When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is almost always credited as…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…