“Butter is food lotion”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“Butter is just lotion for bread”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“Butter is just lotion for pancakes”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“Weather Alert: If you only have liability insurance, please stay off the roads”
"Weather Alert: If you only have liability insurance, please stay off the roads. This is a full coverage insurance sort of day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is,…
“Brave enough to inject unknown substances into the body, but afraid to breathe air”
"Brave enough to inject unknown substances into the body but afraid tp breathe air" (people wearing face masks are shown in an image) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“A winter poem: Shit, it’s cold. The end”
"A winter poem: Shit, it's cold. The end" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The piece is also called "Winter" or "Ode to Winter."…
“Olive, the other reindeer”
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1949) is a song that was popularized by Gene Autry. "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names" is a line in the song. A joke…
“It’s hell no degrees outside”
"It's hell no degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell no, I'm not going out") is a weather saying. "Off work in a hour! Yeeeaaahhhhh budddyyyy!!…
“It’s one hundred and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“It’s 100 and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“It’s a hundred and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“Butter is bread lube”
Butter has been called "bread lube." "Today's out-of-context quote: Butter is bread lube. It makes bread go down easier, not people" was posted on Twitter by Slimy Stardust…
“Butter is just toast lube”
Butter has been called "toast lube." "Because butter is toast-lube" was posted on Twitter by Nicholas Stephen Ellis 🔚🔜🦖 on June 30, 2010. "Butter is like the lube…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzarella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzorella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzahrella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“What did one Christmas tree say to another?”/“Lighten up!”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another? A: Lighten up! "What did the Christmas tree say to the string of bulbs when they were sad? Lighten up! #christmas…
“Who says, ‘Oh, Oh, Oh’?”/“Santa walking backwards.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Who says "Oh, oh, oh"?A: Santa walking backwards. Santa Claus usually says, "Ho, ho, ho." "Q. Who says Oh, Oh, Oh. A. Santa walking…
“May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve”
"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve" (or "May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve") is a Christmas saying that has been…