“How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?”

When you “tell time” you’re not speaking to time, but there are jokes.
     
“How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?” was posted on Reddit—Shittyaskscience on March 7, 2016. “How can you tell time if clocks don’t have ears?” was posted on Twitter by TechnicallyChris on June 15, 2016. “I cannot tell time because clocks have no ears” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on February 25, 2023.
 
     
Reddit—Shittyaskscience
Posted by u/Splurfmonster March 7, 2016
How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?
   
Twitter
Shitty Questions
@shittyquestions
How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?
9:21 PM · Mar 7, 2016
   
Twitter
TechnicallyChris
@TeknicallyChris
How can you tell time if clocks don’t have ears?
6:43 PM · Jun 15, 2018
   
Twitter
Peer
@peernanif
Not trying to get political but how the fuck do you tell the time if clocks don’t have ears
4:54 PM · Aug 23, 2019
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/weelluuuu February 25, 2023
I cannot tell time because clocks have no ears.
 
Twitter
oneliners and jokes
@funnyoneliners
I cannot tell time because clocks have no ears.
8:15 AM · Feb 25, 2023