“Camping is just being homeless for fun”
Camping has sometimes been called being "homeless for fun." "@Mnmissy Camping! 'We work hard for a home and then pay to be homeless for fun' Irony" was posted on…
“Oat milk is just oatmeal without the pulp”
"what the hell is oatmilk is that just oatmeal without pulp" was posted on Twitter by 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚜𝚋𝚢 on December 28, 2018. "oat milk is just...shit wait...uhh it’s…
“Oatmilk latte is just coffee-flavored pulp-free oatmeal in a sippy cup”
"what the hell is oatmilk is that just oatmeal without pulp" was posted on Twitter by 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚜𝚋𝚢 on December 28, 2018. "oat milk is just...shit wait...uhh it’s…
“HBO Max implies the existence of HBO Ruby”
HBO Max is an American subscription video on-demand over-the-top streaming service. Max & Ruby is a Canadian children's animated television series. HBO Max has nothing to do with Max &…
“Colonel Sanders chicken recipe has been kept more secure than US classified documents”
A possession of classified documents story in January 2023 involved U.S. President Joe Biden, just as a similar story had involved former president Donald Trump. It was joked that the secret KFC…
“After I finish my morning cup of coffee, I like to take a break and have a cup of coffee”
"After I finish my morning cup of coffee, I like to take a break and have a cup of coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Mama's Coffee Shop on July 21, 2020. The…
“I have a lovely gold watch—a family heirloom. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold it to me”
Woody Allen performed this joke in his early 1960s standup act, and it was printed in Parade magazine on December 21, 1963: "I have a lovely gold watch -- a family heirloom. My grandfather, on…
“Every law passed is another freedom lost”
Many people believe that the more laws there are, the worse off the society will be. "Every law passed is another freedom lost" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get worse”
Some people start the morning with a run, but others wouldn't think of doing so. This was posted on Twitter by Jacob Reinecker on July 17, 2018: "Starting your day with an early morning…
“There are two types of people: those who trust the government and those who have read history”
"THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: . THOSE WHO TRUST THE GOVERNMENT . THOSE WHO HAVE READ HISTORY" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Turning Point USA on January 8,…
“I used to think drinking a whole pot of coffee by yourself meant you have a problem…”
"I used to think drinking a whole pot of coffee by yourself meant you have a problem. Now, I know it's called 'getting started'" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook…
“Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs”
"Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "We'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on…
“Democracy is when people vote the way I want them to”
A political joke is that "democracy works" when one's side wins. "Democracy is when people vote the way I want them to (vote)" is a saying. "Democracy is when people…
“If you blow on your wine while on zoom people will think your coffee is hot”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterFlow with Mylo Official Account@MylesMcdowell... and another thing that’s good about zoom meetings is that if you blow on your wine in the mug, it convinces people…
“I’d like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs”
"Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "We'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on…
“Well, That Didn’t Work: An Expansive Volume on the History of Government” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: An Expansive Volume on the History of Government" (a jocular title of a book) was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes on January 16, 2023. Similar book…
“Democracy is when people vote the way I tell them to”
A political joke is that "democracy works" when one's side wins. "Democracy is when people vote the way I want them to (vote)" is a saying. "Democracy is when people…
“Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry a lil”
Many bars have a "happy hour," but some people think they should have hours for other emotions. This was posted on Twitter by stoned cold fox on January 17, 2022, and received over 66,700…
“What makes the difference between a gang and a state is the belief that there is a difference…”
"There is no difference between a gang and a state" was posted on Twitter by Rahman Hussin on March 14, 2012. "Re gang violence: What is the difference between a gang and a state…
“Democrats: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…