“My spirit animal is either Grey Goose or Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“My spirit animal is Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Stay strapped or get clapped” (pro-gun adage)
"Stay strapped or get clapped" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. That is, carry a gun ("stay strapped") or possibly get shot ("get clapped").…
“Stay strapped or get clapped—Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’”
"Stay strapped or get clapped" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. That is, carry a gun ("stay strapped") or possibly get shot ("get clapped").…
“At first, I couldn’t believe that vodka is made from fucking potatoes…”
Many people are surprised that some vodka is made from potatoes. A curse word is often used, causing confusion and humor. "wait wait vodka is made from fucking potatoes? #mindfucked" was…
Mustard Pie (mustard on pizza)
Schuster's Tomato Pies on Whittaker Avenue in Trenton, New Jersey, had a banner, "The Home of the Mustard Pie." Supposedly, in the late 1970s or early 1980s, a drunk customer came in…
“Celebrate Presidents’ Day by making a promise you have no intentions of keeping!”
A joke about Presidents' Day is a reminder that presidents make campaign promises that they seldom keep. "Happy Presidents Day... Celebrate Presidents Day by making a promise you have no…
“I’m celebrating President’s Day by making a bunch of promises I have no plan on keeping”
A joke about Presidents' Day is a reminder that presidents make campaign promises that they seldom keep. "Happy Presidents Day... Celebrate Presidents Day by making a promise you have no…
“A hypocrite is someone who’s not themselves on Sunday”
"A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Sunday is traditionally the day when Christians go to church, and a hypocrite…
“The only reason I’m up this early on a Sunday is the coffee”
"The only reason I'm up this early on a Sunday is the Coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Laughing with a mouthful of Coffee" on March 29, 2020, and…
“A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday”
"A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Sunday is traditionally the day when Christians go to church, and a hypocrite…
“A hypocrite is a fellow who is not himself on Sundays”
"A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Sunday is traditionally the day when Christians go to church, and a hypocrite…
“Sometimes I wanna quit social media but then it would be a better place without me so I stay”
"Sometimes I wanna quit social media but then it would be a better place without me so I stay" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "Sometimes I just wanna…
“If at first you don’t succeed, drink whiskey. You’ll be amazed how little you care”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“Everything I don’t like must be banned. Everything I like is a human right and must be paid for…”
"Everything I don't like must be banned. Everything I (do) like is a human right and must be paid for by others" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything…
“Everything I don’t like must be banned. Everything I do like is a human right…”
"Everything I don't like must be banned. Everything I (do) like is a human right and must be paid for by others" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything…
“If at first you don’t succeed, drink whisky. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“At my next job, I’m gonna to lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want…”
"At my next job, im gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children" was posted on Twitter by street governor (@brownliquorbaby) on…
“My housekeeping style can best be described as: ‘There appears to have been a struggle’”
"My housekeeping style can best be described as: "There appears to have been a struggle'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My housekeeping style…
“I can be nice. Just add coffee”
"I can be nice. Just add coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I can be nice, just add coffee" was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee Co. on…