“My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Pepsi & Coke can’t even be in the same restaurant together…and you want world peace”
"Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together...and you want world peace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pepsi and Coke are rival soda companies.…
“How can we have world peace when we can’t even have Coke and Pepsi in the same restaurant?”
"Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together...and you want world peace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pepsi and Coke are rival soda companies.…
“Show your enemy no mercy. Misgender him at every opportunity.—Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’”
"Show your enemy no mercy. Misgender him/them at every opportunity. -- Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Chinese military…
“I know they didn’t ask for it, but I sent a stool sample in with my tax return”
Most people don't like to pay taxes, but they want to comply. "I know they didn't ask for it, but I sent a stool sample in with my late tax return" was posted on Facebook by…
“Dear IRS tax refund, What’s the address? I’ll come get it myself”
"Dear IRS tax refund, What's the address? I'll come get it myself" is a jocular tax saying that has been printed on many images. Many people need their tax refund money right…
“Hating the IRS today is a great respite from hating my job”
"Hating the IRS today is a great respite from hating my job" is a tax day meme that was put on an ecard by Someecards in April 2013. X/Twitter Ibrahim A. Jimoh @ManLikeIB Hating the IRS…
“Everybody hates white people, but everybody wants to live in their neighborhood”
"'Everybody hates white people, but everybody wants to live in their neighborhood.'-Joe (latino)" was posted on Facebook by Lewis Newman on February 7, 2021. "Let me get…
“I feel like the IRS be like ‘HEHE GIRL MATH’ when takin all our money”
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has a reputation of taking people's money in any way possible. This was posted on Facebook by Jefferson County, MO on February 16, 2024: "I feel like…
“You cannot separate church and state when the state is your church”
Many people have sought the separation of church and state, but to some people (statists) the state is their church. "HOW DO YOU SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE WHEN THE STATE IS YOUR CHURCH?"…
“How do you separate church and state when the state is your church?”
Many people have sought the separation of church and state, but to some people (statists) the state is their church. "HOW DO YOU SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE WHEN THE STATE IS YOUR CHURCH?"…
“So let me get this straight. Everyone hates white people, but everyone wants to live where the white people at?”
"'Everybody hates white people, but everybody wants to live in their neighborhood.'-Joe (latino)" was posted on Facebook by Lewis Newman on February 7, 2021. "Let me get…
“Let me get this straight. Everyone hates white people, but everyone wants to live where white people are”
"'Everybody hates white people, but everybody wants to live in their neighborhood.'-Joe (latino)" was posted on Facebook by Lewis Newman on February 7, 2021. "Let me get…
“Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s”
"Please be patient with me. I'm from the 1900s" is a jocular saying that began in the 2020s. The speaker is over 20 or 30 years old and cannot process new technology easily.…
“Nothing says ‘one of us cheated’ like a joint Facebook account”
"Nothing says 'one of us cheated' like a joint Facebook account" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People usually have individual Facebook accounts. A joint…
“BBQ Rules” (joke)
A meme called "BBQ Rules" or "The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine" or "When a Man Does the BBQ" has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several…
“When a Man Does the BBQ” (joke)
A meme called "BBQ Rules" or "The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine" or "When a Man Does the BBQ" has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several…
“BBQ Routine” (joke)
A meme called "BBQ Rules" or "The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine" or "When a Man Does the BBQ" has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several…
“I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash…”
A joke about work was posted on X/Twitter by @dad_hard on February 15, 2023: "I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too…