“Dungeness crab implies the existence of Dragoness crab”

The Dungeness crab has nothing to do with the game of Dungeons and Dragons, but there are jokes.
 
“Last night I finally dined on dungeness crab, so I can now look forward to the next food on my list - dragoness crab” was posted on X/Twitter by Clayton Hove on January 21, 2010. “The existence of the dungeness crab implies the existence of a much more actively-threatening dragoness crab” was posted on X/Twitter by Walrock Homebrew on January 9, 2020. “Dungeness crab implies Dragoness crab” was posted on X/Twitter by Justin Staggs Ⓥ on January 4, 2021. “Dungeness Crab implies the existence of Dragoness Crab” was posted on X/Twitter by Devin Preston on January 25, 2021.
 
   
Wikipedia: Dungeness crab
The Dungeness crab (Metacarcinus magister) makes up one of the most important seafood industries along the west coast of North America.  Its typical range extends from Alaska’s Aleutian Islands to Point Conception, near Santa Barbara, California. Dungeness typically grow 6-7 inches at their widest point and inhabit eelgrass beds and sandy bottoms. Its common name comes from the Dungeness Spit in the Strait of Juan de Fuca, Washington state, United States, which shelters a shallow bay inhabited by the crabs.
       
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Clayton Hove
@adtothebone
Last night I finally dined on dungeness crab, so I can now look forward to the next food on my list - dragoness crab.
10:29 AM · Jan 21, 2010
 
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ChestNATEs Roasting on an open NATE
@natekushner
Dungeness crab and Dragoness crab.
9:27 PM · Mar 18, 2012
 
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Clayton Hove
@adtothebone
If there’s a Dungeness crab, is there a Dragoness crab?
12:03 AM · Jun 4, 2014
   
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Tom Bubul
@tombubul
yells “dungeoness crab & dragoness crab” from the top of deserted island, blasts sousa tunes on a giant conch, is never rescued
1:17 PM · Aug 16, 2016
 
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🎈🎉Let Me Out Of This Cursed Tetrahedron!🎉🎈
@SCJREAL
DUNGNESS AND DRAGONESS CRAB COCKT
8:00 PM · Mar 26, 2017
   
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Memento Nori
@marxymark
I have a pet crab I’m teaching to play D&D; only he keeps calling it Dungeoness and Dragoness.
12:16 AM · May 11, 2017
   
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One of many Alex Finks
@thisalexfink
if there’s a dungeness crab there might be a dragoness crab ah fuck it press tweet
11:48 AM · Sep 7, 2019
 
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Walrock Homebrew | BLM | 💗💜💙
@WalrockHomebrew
The existence of the dungeness crab implies the existence of a much more actively-threatening dragoness crab.
5:59 PM · Jan 9, 2020
 
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Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Dungeness crab implies Dragoness crab.
7:34 PM · Jan 4, 2021
   
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Devin Preston
@DevPresto
Dungeness Crab implies the existence of Dragoness Crab
10:12 AM · Jan 25, 2021
 
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Raxef
@raxef
Does the existence of dungeness crab imply the existence of dragoness crab?
7:08 PM · Mar 21, 2021
 
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zatch
@VacharyZalladon
Dungeoness Crab and Dragoness Crab
10:30 PM · May 31, 2021
   
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Harlo Pippenger 🥕🛠🎀
@PippengerHarlo
dungeoness crab implies the existence of dragoness crab
9:04 PM · Jul 29, 2021
 
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jim fear
@nickhexum311
The existence of Dungeness crab implies the existence of Dragoness crab
5:58 PM · Jan 2, 2022
   
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You can’t cis with us
@gavgreco
Dungeness crab implies the existence of dragoness crab.
7:59 PM · Jan 30, 2022
   
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M.J. Cunniff
@mjcunniff
Dungeness and Dragoness crab
9:59 PM · May 22, 2022
 
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n0ze_
@n0ze_
Oh snap good point…
Unless dungeness crabs imply the existence of dragoness crabs…
9:43 PM · Aug 31, 2022
     
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Erik Deckers
@edeckers
Just told my kid “The existence of Dungeness crab implies the existence of Dragoness crab.” They didn’t think it was funny.
My genius is unappreciated.
7:05 PM · Dec 5, 2022
 
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Jaybefaunt🏳️‍🌈
@Jaybefaunt
If there are
Dungeness crabs…
Then logically there are Dragoness crabs…
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Last edited
9:54 AM · Jan 19, 2024
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Graeme
@G_Bloodworth
Dungeness crabs imply the existence of Dragoness crabs
11:10 PM · Apr 16, 2024