“‘Nobody wants to work anymore’ personally I have never wanted to work”
"Nobody wants to work anymore" is a popular complaint, especially by employers. This was posted on X/Twitter by jon drake on April 6, 2022, and received over 568,000 likes:…
“Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an ‘augh’ sound doing it, it counts as exercise”
Many old people make sounds as they exercise. This was posted on Facebook by "im not right in the head.com" on May 23, 2024: "Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an 'augh'…
“Nobody watches you harder than people that don’t like you. Give them a good show”
"Nobody watches you harder than people that don't like you. Give them a good show" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody watches you harder than people that…
“Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can’t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets”
"Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can’t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets” is a saying that was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 19, 2016, but…
“We the People have had enough”
"We the People" is the beginning of the Preamble to the United States Constitution. "We the People have had enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It’s soup herb”
"It's soup herb" sounds like "it's superb." "Just figured out the ultimate recipe to wellness. It's Soup + Herb" was posted on X/Twitter by Kaner on…
“Inhale coffee, exhale negativity”
"Inhale coffee, exhale negativity" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Inhale coffee, exhale negativity.." was posted on X/Twitter by "h" on July…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling whiskey, I’m really not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling tequila I’m really not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless you’re kid’s fundraiser is selling bacon, I’m not really interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid is selling hot wings, get that fundraiser book outta my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless ur kid is selling Don Julio, get that fundraiser book out my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Street tacos imply the existence of stroad tacos”
Mexican street food (such as "street tacos") is usually cheap and authentic. An American joke is the "stroad taco." "stroad tacos" was posted on X/Twitter by micycle…
Stroad Taco (stroad + street taco)
Mexican street food (such as "street tacos") is usually cheap and authentic. An American joke is the "stroad taco." "stroad tacos" was posted on X/Twitter by micycle…
“The gravy boat implies the existence of a mashed potato sea”
Gravy boats (sauce boats) are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John…
“Three facts about Tuesday. 1. It’s not Friday. 2. Tomorrow’s not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow isn’t even Friday!”
"Three facts about Tuesday. 1. It's not Friday. 2. Tomorrow's not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow isn't even Friday!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say ‘I like pancakes’...”
A social media meme is where one person says, "I like X," and another replies, "So why do you hate Y?" Colee Bravo (@BravoCoolee), an account no longer on X/Twitter, stated the…
“I like pancakes.”/“So you hate waffles?” (meme)
A social media meme is where one person says, "I like X," and another replies, "So why do you hate Y?" Colee Bravo (@BravoCoolee), an account no longer on X/Twitter, stated the…
“If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be climbing into my gravy boat and sailing away on the mashed potato sea”
Gravy boats (sauce boats) are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John…
“Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy planes, gravy trains, and gravy automobiles”
Gravy boats (sauce boats) are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John…