"Drink responsibly. Use a fucking coaster"

“Drink responsibly. Use a coaster” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Drink responsibly” usually means to watch one’s alcohol intake.

“Drink responsibly - use a coaster” was posted on the newsgroup alt.atheism on March 17, 2006. “Drink responsibly! Use a coaster!” was posted on Facebook by Hannah Lake on October 28, 2008. “Drink responsibly. Use a coaster” was posted on X/Twitter by Alex Burgess on March 1, 2011.

“Drink responsibly. Use a fucking coaster” was posted on X/Twitter by Tater Tales & Other Shit🍁🐾 on April 19, 2021. “DRINK RESPONSIBLY. Use a fucking coaster” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Clinton M James on August 15, 2024.

“Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down” is another coaster saying.

Wikipedia: Coaster
A coaster, drink coaster, beverage coaster, or beermat is an object used to rest drinks upon. Coasters protect the surface of a table, or any other surface where a user might place a cup, from condensation created by cold drinks. A coaster on top of a beverage can also be used to show that a drink is not finished or to prevent contamination (usually from insects). Coasters can also stop hot drinks from burning the table surface.

Google Groups: alt.atheism
Democracy does *not* mean equality of outcomes
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Mar 17, 2006, 5:55:55 PM
(...)
Happy St Patricks day. He drove the snakes out of Ireland and into
Washington.

Drink responsibly - use a coaster.

Google Groups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
“Please Drink Responsibly”
GregoryD
Oct 14, 2008, 3:18:50 AM
Kurgan the Crosseyed Assclown wrote:
> What does this mean and do the beer companies really want people to do it?
>
Use a coaster so you don’t fuck up the finish on the bar.

Facebook
Hannah Lake
October 28, 2008 at 1:09 AM ·
Drink responsibly! Use a coaster!

Facebook
tinyDESIGN.net
November 22, 2009 at 10:50 AM ·
Do you respect wood? Larry David wants to know! Protect your furniture. Drink responsibly. Use a coaster.

X/Twitter
marlin64
@marlin64
i have class tonite so i will have my pint after,remember 2 drink responsibly.pls use a coaster,happy st patricks day!
2:54 PM · Mar 17, 2010

X/Twitter
Lisa Morrow
@Lisa_Morrow_
This St. Patrick’s Day be sure to drink responsibly… use a coaster.
5:58 PM · Mar 17, 2010

X/Twitter
marlin64
@marlin64
btw Happy Cinco De Maya every1,chill out and have some Corona,remember drink responsibly,use a coaster,
4:01 PM · May 5, 2010

X/Twitter
Alex Burgess
@pcuser42
“Drink responsibly. Use a coaster.”
4:20 AM · Mar 1, 2011

X/Twitter
han 🩵
@wakeuphan
“Drink responsibly. Use a coaster.”
8:07 PM · Apr 5, 2011

X/Twitter
Matt Barber
@mattbarberjr
On st patricks day remember to drink responsibly….use a coaster #cheers
11:08 AM · Mar 16, 2012

X/Twitter
mad and bougee
@FrancheskaFelo
Please drink responsibly: always use a coaster
2:13 PM · Feb 21, 2015

X/Twitter
Cassie Wolinski
@CassieWolinski
Drink responsibly and when I say that I mean use a coaster #mpgis
6:39 PM · Mar 31, 2015

X/Twitter
The Festimal 🇺🇦
@BellaFestiva
Drink responsibly.
Use a coaster.
12:53 PM · Oct 5, 2015

X/Twitter
🅦🅗🅘🅢🅚🅔🅨🥃🅟🅤🅡🅘 🇮🇳 and 1069 others
@agnomen__
When someone says “drink responsibly” I hear “use a coaster.”
1:05 AM · Jun 29, 2020

X/Twitter
Jay Kelley
@Doctor_Hue
Drink responsibly. Use a coaster.
5:20 PM · Aug 13, 2020

X/Twitter
Tater Tales & Other Shit🍁🐾
@TrueTorontoGirl
Drink responsibly. Use a fucking coaster.
7:39 PM · Apr 19, 2021

X/Twitter
Jay Kelley
@Doctor_Hue
Drink responsibly. Use a coaster..
3:52 AM · Apr 4, 2023
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X/Twitter
HOLLIS
@itshollis
Drink responsibly” - always use a coaster!
9:43 AM · Apr 13, 2024
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X/Twitter
🅦🅗🅘🅢🅚🅔🅨🥃🅟🅤🅡🅘 🇮🇳 and 1069 others
@agnomen__
When someone says “drink responsibly” I hear “use a coaster.”
4:28 AM · Jun 28, 2024

Facebook
Clinton M James
August 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM ·
(“DRINK RESPONSIBLY. Use a fucking coaster” is shown on an image.—ed.)

Facebook
El Arroyo
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM ·
Done and done!!
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
DRINK
RESPONSIBLY,
USE A
COASTER!