“You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly”

Crescent roll packaging can open with a pop. This was posted on X/Twitter by VoiceOfReason on April 9, 2002:
     
“You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.”
   
 
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VoiceOfReason
@VoiceOfReason25
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
3:34 PM · Apr 9, 2012
 
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Greg Scealf
@GregScealf
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
10:24 AM · Apr 28, 2012
       
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
10:17 AM · Oct 6, 2012
 
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
9:00 PM · Jun 12, 2014
 
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Bad Gyal
@triniliciousd
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
6:38 PM · Feb 5, 2023
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Yvonne Chipman Mullis
October 19, 2023 at 1:02 PM ·
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly