“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays”
"If each day us a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "If each day is a gift, I'd like to know…
“Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring”
"Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying about getting in shape…
“Why does mineral water that has ‘trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘Use By’ date?”
"Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'Use By' date?" is a jocular line of unknown authorship. The question was listed…
“New York—when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you”
"New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. American comedian David Letterman,…
“Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs”
"Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring needs to stand up to Winter and kick it…
“Spring is here! I’m so excited I wet my plants”
"Spring is here! I'm so excited I wet my plants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Local garden center sign reads: 'We're so excited for…
“I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills”
"Out of sight, out of mind" is an old proverb. "I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills" is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "'Out…
Lake George: Queen of American Lakes (nickname)
Lake George, located at the southeast base of the Adirondack Mountains, has been called the "Queen of the American Lakes." The origin of the nickname is unknown, but it was used in the…
“What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit banknote?” (riddle)
A money riddle is: Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit banknote?A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money. The riddle has been cited in print since at least…
“What day does an Easter egg hate the most?”/“Fry-day.”
An Easter egg riddle is: Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?A: Fry-day. The riddle was posted on Twitter on April 24, 2011, but it became popular in March 2013. “What’s the best day…
“What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?”/“Hot, cross bunnies.”
A riddle about hot cross buns is: Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?A: Hot, cross bunnies. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.smouldering.dog.zone on…
“Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?”/“Because it has four rabbits’ feet.”
A rabbit's foot is often said to be lucky. A popular Easter bunny riddle is: Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A: Because it has four rabbits' feet. The joke was posted…
“Why did the bunny go to the dance?”/“To do the bunny hop!”
The bunny hop was a popular dance in the 1950s. This Easter bunny riddle is from at least 1966: Q: What's the Easter rabbit's favorite dance?A: The bunny hop. A slightly different form of…
“What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?”/“Hot cross bunnies.”
A popular riddle about hot cross buns is: Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?A: Hot cross bunnies. The joke was published in Boys' Life magazine in 1976 and is…
“What did the rabbit say to the carrot?”/“It’s been nice gnawing you.”
"It's been nice gnawing you" (a pun on "knowing") has been cited in print since at least 1950. It's frequently made into a rabbit riddle: Q: What did the rabbit say to…
“How do you make a rabbit stew?”/“Make it wait for three hours.”
A pun on the word "stew" is used in this rabbit stew riddle: Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?A: Make it wait for three hours. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.autism on…
“What kind of bunny can’t hop?”/“A chocolate one.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What kind of bunny can't hop?A: A chocolate one. The joke was posted on Twitter on March 29, 2013. TwitterEaster Joke @easterjokeEaster Jokes 2013 - Q: What…
“If you struggle cutting cake, is it still a piece of cake?”
Something that is a "piece of cake" is something that is easy or simple. "If a cake is hard to make is it still a piece of cake??" is a joke that was posted on Twitter January…
“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light” (Irish blessing)
An Irish blessing has been printed on several images: "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night." The origin of the saying is…
Albany: “What is the Easter bunny’s favorite state capital?”/“Albunny, New York.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What is the Easter bunny's favorite state capital?A: Albunny, New York! The Albany joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Wikipedia: Albany, New…