"Jesus took the wheel and now there's no cheese…

The song “Jesus, Take the Wheel” (2005), recorded by American country music artist Carrie Underwood, is not about a cheese wheel, but there are jokes.

“JESUS TAKE THE CHEESE WHEEL” was posted on X/Twitter by NEW YORK NIK on May 12, 2010. “Jesus take the cheese wheel” was posted on X/Twitter by Buffalo Chicken Guy on June 8, 2011. “‘Jesus take the wheel… of cheese.’—@__Klover” was posted on X/Twitter by SHAUNY❣️ on June 13, 2011. ” Jesus Take the Wheel of Cheese #cheesysongs” was posted on X/Twitter by Ry on June 23, 2011.

“Jesus took the wheel and now there’s no cheese on the charcuterie” was posted on Bluesky by InTheRuins, and on X/Twitter by “in the ruins 🏚,” on July 28, 2025. “Jesus: *takes the wheel* The Cheesemakers: Sonofabitch” was posted on Bluesky by inkedupandsonic on March 13, 2025.

Wikipedia: Jesus, Take the Wheel
“Jesus, Take the Wheel” is a song written by Brett James, Hillary Lindsey and Gordie Sampson, and recorded by American country music artist Carrie Underwood. It was released on October 18, 2005, as the first single from Underwood’s debut album Some Hearts (2005). The ballad tells of a woman seeking help from Jesus in an emergency and surrendering her control to a higher power.

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Carrie Underwood - Jesus, Take The Wheel (Official Video)
Carrie Underwood
Mar 9, 2010

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NEW YORK NIK
@SLIKNIKTHERULER
JESUS TAKE THE CHEESE WHEEL
2:34 AM · May 12, 2010

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Buffalo Chicken Guy
@BuffloChicknGuy
@PluckyChicken You would definitely be the Irreverend of this little church. “Jesus take the cheese wheel” indeed. :-D
12:18 PM · Jun 8, 2011

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SHAUNY❣️| Cyber Disco Queen🪩
@itsjustshauny
“Jesus take the wheel… of cheese.”—@__Klover
2:40 AM · Jun 13, 2011

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Ry
@ryshade
@MRC58 Jesus Take the Wheel of Cheese #cheesysongs
10:25 AM · Jun 23, 2011

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Henry Telles
@Hankadelica
“Jesus Take the Cheese Wheel”
#NewThanksgivingSongs
3:06 AM · Nov 16, 2011

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Michael Burns
@MikeBurns317
Jesus, take the wheel of cheese.
10:57 PM · Mar 4, 2012

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Bawdy Bard
@LeahRekati
“Jesus, take the wheel.” -Cheesemonger at that wedding where Jesus turned water into wine.
4:45 PM · Jul 21, 2012

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Awkward Girl
@AwkGrlPrblms
Jesus, Take the Wheel Of Cheese Away From Me
5:19 PM · Dec 27, 2012

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Clayton Hove
@adtothebone
“Jesus took the wheel.”
— some cheesemonger
11:32 AM · Oct 24, 2013

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Eric Turner
December 30, 2017 at 11:17 AM ·
Jesus, take the cheese wheel.

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Josh RR Jokien
@joshcarlosjosh
Mary: *handing Jesus some cheese* Jesus, take the wheel.
11:02 AM · May 13, 2020

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January James-Riggs
@JanuaryJames
Jesus, Take the Wheel is about cheese, right?
3:36 PM · Dec 22, 2021

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Crispy Pickle
@RealSuperPower
That’s where the term “Jesus, take the wheel” comes from. It’s a reference to a wheel of cheese that compliments his body of crackers.
1:11 PM · Dec 26, 2021

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Joe Kelly
January 31, 2022 at 8:07 AM ·
Jesus Take the Wheel. Of Cheese.

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Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet)
@MikeWasBad
Jesus take the wheel of cheese (i am lactose intolerant)
8:52 PM · Apr 18, 2022

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John DeVore
@JohnDeVore
jesus take the wheel THE CHEESE WHEEL
11:48 PM · Apr 6, 2023

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tucker
@tucker07177205
Jesus take the wheel of cheese
12:34 PM · Jun 6, 2023

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InTheRuins
‪@intheruins.bsky.social‬
Jesus took the wheel and now there’s no cheese on the charcuterie.
July 28, 2023 at 4:08 PM

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in the ruins 🏚
@in_the_ruins
Jesus took the wheel and now there’s no cheese on the charcuterie.
4:08 PM · Jul 28, 2023

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Jake_Vig
‪@jakevig.bsky.social‬
Opening a religious cheese shop called Jesus Take The Wheel
August 11, 2023 at 6:43 PM

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Leif Kolt
December 21, 2023 at 2:05 PM ·
Jesus take the wheel of cheese

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Daniel - Desert Apostate
‪@hcexvangelical.bsky.social‬
Jesus take the wheel (of cheese)
January 29, 2024 at 8:25 PM

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kevin podcast
@r3marxist
Jesus take the wheel (of cheese)
10:19 PM · May 7, 2024

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pj_melonman, incalculable risk
‪@pjmelonman.bsky.social‬
Jesus take the wheel of cheese
September 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM

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Paul Salazar Jr
‪@paulsalazarjr.bsky.social‬
Jesus took the wheel. But it was a wheel of cheese and now no one is driving.
September 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM

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Yell In a War
‪@jelenawoehr.bsky.social‬
a fancy cheese shop called Jesus Take the Wheel where people named Jesus always get a substantial discount on whole rounds of Parmesan
March 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM

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inkedupandsonic
‪@sonictyrant.bsky.social‬
jesus: *takes the wheel*
the cheesemakers: sonofabitch
March 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM