“What do you get from an invisible cow?”/“Evaporated milk.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do you get from an invisible cow?A: Evaporated milk. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. “What do little ghosts drink?"/"Evaporated milk"…
“Don’t be shy. Send that 12th unanswered text.—Tequila”
"Don’t be shy. Send that 12th unanswered text. -- Tequila" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Don’t be shy, send that 7th unanswered text" was posted…
“What does a panda cook with?”/“A pan, duh!”
The word "panda" sounds like "pan, duh." A riddle was posted on Twitter by Nickiey on June 10, 2009. Q: What does a panda cook with? A: A PAN duh!! A slightly different version…
“What is an SEO’s favorite music?”/“Heavy Meta.”
A computer riddle with a pun on the term "heavy metal" music is: Q: What is an SEO's favorite music?A: Heavy Meta. "I'm so hipster my favourite music genre is Heavy…
“Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?”/“To get to the other slide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A PowerPoint version is: Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross…
“What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?”/“A pan, duh!”
The word "panda" sounds like "pan, duh." A riddle was posted on Twitter by Nickiey on June 10, 2009. Q: What does a panda cook with? A: A PAN duh!! A slightly different version…
Wiener Wednesday (Weiner Wednesday)
"Wiener Wednesday" (also often spelled as "Weiner Wednesday") is a day when hot dogs ("wieners") are sold by an establishment, often at a reduced price. "Wiener…
“What do race horses eat?”/“Fast food.”
A "fast food" riddle is: Q: What do race horses eat?A: Fast food. "Whast kinds of food does race horses eat? FAST FOOD! :) #cheesyjoke" was posted on Twitter by Arlynne Kayla on…
“If you ain’t makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough”
"If you aren't making waves, you aren't kicking hard enough" ("If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough") is a motivational saying…
“A panda bear was frying up some bacon and eggs. It was a frying pan, duh”
The word "panda" sounds like "pan, duh." A riddle was posted on Twitter by Nickiey on June 10, 2009. Q: What does a panda cook with? A: A PAN duh!! A slightly different version…
“Why do cows wear bells?”/“Because their horns don’t work.”
A cow riddle Has been printed on many images: Q: Why do cows wear bells?A: Because their horns don't work. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1962. 9 December 1962, Indianapolis…
“Why are sardines so stupid?”/“They lock themselves in a can and leave the key outside.”
A riddle about sardines is: Q: Why are sardines so stupid?A: They lock themselves in a can and leave the key outside. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1959. 1 February 1959, South…
“Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?”/“To get to the other slide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A PowerPoint version is: Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross…
“Why did the AC compressor sweat?”/“Because it had to run all day.”
Air conditioning does "run" like a runner runs, but a joke is: Q: Why did the AC compressor sweat?A: Because it had to run all day. The joke was posted on Twitter by HVACEDONLINE on May…
“Who’s the greatest chicken-killer in all of Shakespeare?”/“Macbeth. He did murder most foul.”
A Shakespeare riddle is: Q: Who's the greatest chicken-killer in all of Shakespeare?A: Macbeth. He did murder most foul. "the pun is on "foul" for "fowl." "Murder…
“What do race horses eat?”/“Fast food.”
A "fast food" riddle is: Q: What do race horses eat?A: Fast food. "Whast kinds of food does race horses eat? FAST FOOD! :) #cheesyjoke" was posted on Twitter by Arlynne Kayla on…
“Why is a room full of married people empty?”/“Because there’s not a single person in it.”
A riddle about rooms is: Q: Why is a room full of married people like an empty room?A: Because there's not a single person in it. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1823. Google…
“Coffee first, your bullshit second”
"Coffee first, your bullshit second" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second...gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank…
“Why can’t cars play football?”/“Because they only have one boot.”
A UK riddle about football (soccer) is: Q: Why can't cars play football?A: Because they only have one boot. A car's "boot" is its "trunk" (US). A person's boot is…
“Don’t be shy. Send that 12th unanswered text.—Tequila”
"Don’t be shy. Send that 12th unanswered text. -- Tequila" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Don’t be shy, send that 7th unanswered text" was posted…